Hisoka x Illumi (oneshots)

Sneak In Slumber Party

Illumi POV
(This takes place with a younger Illumi and Hisoka, Illumi still living with his parents.)
(They are not minors in this, this was just the only good pic I found.)

"Open the window Illu~!"

Hisoka was outside my window. The magician had somehow made it into my home undetected. Leave it to a clown to not make a scene.

"You're insane. My parents are going to kill me!" I whisper yelled to him. He was holding onto the wall with his bungee gum. He was hiding his presence so my family would not sense him.

"Illumi dear! What's that noise?"

As if things couldn't get worse.

I quickly shut my curtains and lunged towards my bed.

"Nothing mama!" I called back to her, praying she wouldn't come into my room. The last thing I needed was-

Of course she did.

"Oh my sweet baby! How are you supposed to kill people tomorrow if you're awake?" She leaned over my bed and pulled the covers up to my chin. I internally cringed.

"Sorry mama, I was just putting away my...game."

This was so draining.

"Well get some shut eye or I'll have to whip you to sleep!" She smiled and kissed my cheek, going on about how cute I was or something.

"Goodnight my sweet!" She cooed and shut the door.

"Oh my sweet little Illumi baby! Don't make me whip you my sweet little baby child Illumi dear!" Hisoka taunted through the window. I opened the curtains and scowled. I opened the window just enough for him to climb in.

"If only my baby Illumi was as nice to me as he was his mama!"

I had to give it to him.

His impression of my mother was spot on.

"Quiet you. You can't stay long or I'll really get beat." I kicked his side and climbed into my bed. He smirked and crawled in next to me.

His hair sat flat on his head as he twirled my shoulder length hair in his fingers.

"Your family is kinda fucked." He snickered.

"My dad is fine. My mother is just overbearing, especially with Kill."

He stayed quiet for a moment but then wrapping an arm around my waist.

"Does that bother you? Aren't you the oldest?"

I slapped his hand away.

"No, it does not bother me. Kill is special. I may be the oldest but I respect my parents devotion to him. I believe there a great things to come of him."

Hisoka chuckled and wrapped both arms around me now, this time I didn't slap him. He rubbed my crotch from the outside of my pants.

"What would your mama do if she saw this right now~?" He purred into my ear, I bit my lip to prevent from grinding against him.

"S-she would p-probably k-kill you~" I shut my eyes and gasped when I felt his hand go into my pants.

"Mmm~ how erotic. What an honor to be killed by your boyfriends mother~" he licked the back of my neck.

"We aren't dating Hisoka."

"Shh, let me fantasize a little longer." He squeezed my dick, I threw my head back to hold back my moans.

He continued rubbing and squeezing me, my legs kicking out in pleasure as I was about to reach my orgasm.

"Well I better get going then."

Huh?

He let go of my penis just as I was about to finish. He stood up and walked to the window.

"W-wait!"

"Admit you like me and I'll stay." He crossed his arms and smirked. I had my arm reached out for him, my somewhat long hair floating around my shocked face.

Bitch.

I pulled my arm in and stuck my nose in the air.

"Never."

He laughed.

"Well then till next time my sweet little baby Illumi~"

And with that he jumped out the window and was gone.