"Killer's Can't Fall In Love" Jeff X Ben Fanfic

Chapter 1: Pillow Fight!

"Jeff?.." Ben whispered as he looked across the room, at his idiotic roommate snoring like a pig, as usual.

Ben sighed as he got up from his comfortable position in his bed. He then gets the pillow behind him and throws it harshly onto the sleeping Jeff face.

"W-WHA-.." The sleeping beauty, Jeff, starts to say trying to realize what hit him.

"W-What the fuck asshat!!" Jeff said angrily, as he threw the pillow back at Ben. But sadly, he dodged it which made Jeff growled.

"You know we could all be asleep all cozy and shit, but noooo .. You can't just take my fucking advice and shove a cork up that honker of yours!"

"Listen asshat, for the last time.. I. Will. Not. Shove. Nothing. In. Anything. Got it??" Jeff spat as he clutches his fist, trying to control his anger from being so tired.

"Ha!" Ben started to laugh then stopped. "Who's the guy who came in here one night drunk as fuck, and begged Jane to "Do It" with her, and when she rejected you, you grabbed your knife, cut a circle opening at the bottom of one of Sally's teddy bears, Then-.."

"Why are you bringing this up Asshat??" Jeff literally spit the words at Ben.

"Are you just jealous because the teddy bear wasn't you?!" Jeff said without thinking, but when he did, all he did was just smirk at the blonde head kid.

"G-Gross!" Ben finally spat out.

"O-Out of all people, why would I do anything with you you, plus I'm flipping straight as an arrow!" Ben got out of his mouth finally.

"And I swear if you call me asshat one me time-"

"You'll what??" Jeff saids, interrupting Ben.

"You'll tie me up and spank me like one of your french girls??" Jeff said with a evil smirk.

"Kinky much??" Jeff saids finally laughing his ass off.

At this point Ben got out of his bed filled with a fiery passion of hatred towards his killer roommate. And by this time, they both started yelling at each, to the point it started to sound like animal planet in there.

The fight still continued for about 10 minutes until, somebody knocked the door down.

"I swear if you two don't go to bed, I will shove my tentacles so far up your ass, you will not be sitting on ANYTHING for a goddam year!" Slender man said, as his tentacles wiggled like worms.

And with that, the two boys got into their beds and started snoring like little babies.

"Good choice." Slenderman spits out and walks out the use to be door entrance.