Brothers In Crime

Mission 1: From Secret Agent To Sexy Stripper

Male Narrator: It was another beautiful night in the Big Apple, or also formally known as, New York City. But at a nearby men only strip club called the Foxy Mama. Something "secretive" was about to go down, and there was only one white cat boy, who could do the job, and he'd do anything to get the job done, and he means anything. Even if it means dressing up as a stripper, and having to showcase his "moves". Although he's completely against people dancing sexily and having sex to get money and as a job. He's just got to it, because he knows that one of the burglars who killed his parents likes to go to strip clubs and rape the virginity out of anyone who wants to be breeded. He's now on the corner of Big Apple and Turtle Bay Street, waiting for the right moment to grab someone's club key card to get in, and he thinks he found the right target. 

Polie James Cattails: (wearing a black hoodie jacket and leaning against a red brick wall and glancing at the humans walking by) ..... Purrfect. (grabs a nearby human male's key club card) You'll be my ticket to get in there. (looks at the Foxy Mama strip club then walks across the street and shows the security guard his key card) Human Security Guard: (glances at the key club card then looks at the hooded figure then nods his head) Go ahead. Polie James Cattails: (puts the club key card away and walks past him into the strip club then looks around) .... Hm, not bad. But not my kind of place to "party." (hears a song called Hate Me starting to play) Oo! I better get into costume. (looks towards the back and finds an empty changing room and closes the door behind him with a smile smirk) Heh. 

Male Narrator: After he gets changed, he walks out of the changing room and steps up on-to the stage, he was feeling really nervous the entire time he was up there, along with the human men staring at him. But as the song kept played, he felt an inner dancing side sprout out from deep within inside of him that he never thought he had before. He started to feel the song, tingle throughout his whole body and his bones, and then? He grabbed the pole, and started to dance his heart out. 

PLAY THE SONG NOW! 

Male Narrator: Polie was very ashamed of himself as he continues to sexy pole dance. But he also kept his eyes on the many males watching him, they were most definitely impressed, including the men that were sitting in the far back. All the men in the strip club were very, very impressed, but there were also getting pretty hard too. The other human male and female strippers were impressed and getting hard too. Polie obviously knew that after today's "mission" tonight, he'd have to take a bath, even though of course, he is very limber and flexible. He didn't feel like he could hold out much longer. He did a famous hidden signature final dance move that he had never done before. Everyone was truly amazed by how well this white cat boy who showed up out of nowhere, could dance so beautifully, it's like he was born to dance. One human male in particular, saw the whole thing from right in the front of the bar area. He walked right up-to Polie, and lifted up his chin, looking him deep in his violet eyes. Polie had a really bad feeling that this man in particular, already knows who he is, Polie recognized the man's face right away, it was the burglar who killed his parents and little sister! Polie also had a bad feeling that his cuteness and cunning would only get him so far, and that it won't last forever. Luckily for him, some-furry who knows him all too well, had been following him, and now is about to  save his life. 

Human Man: (kneeling down to his level and lifts his head up while looking at him with a sexy smile smirk and licks his lips a little) I'm impressed. You're dancing was fantastic. Polie James Cattails: (bows down a little) Thank you. I try my best to please everyone here. Human Man: (smirks more) Oh yes, you've pleased me alright. But now it's my turn... To please you, little kitten. Polie James Cattails: (eyes widen, knowing what he means then shakes his head frantically) !!! No! Please Sir, please! I'm not ready for sex yet! Human Man: (smile smirks more then grabs him by the arm and slowly walks into one of the back "play toy" rooms) Relax, little kitten. I'll make sure it won't, one bit. Polie James Cattails: (closes his eyes tightly and shouts out) No! Scrat Crazy Cattails: (walks up to them and talks like a country Police Officer) Excuse me, Sir. But may I see some ID please. Human Man: (stops walking and looks at the black hoodie figure) Huh? Who the hell are you? A boy? A cop? What do you want? Scrat Crazy Cattails: (shows him his Police Officer bage and then puts it away) Uhm.. Pardon me, Sir. But I ask the questions here. My name is Officer Pin-Head, like the bage says. (then gets in his face and glares at him) I heard your disturbing the peace, and I'd like you to explain to me, what you're about to do to this young cat boy here? Human Man: (now looking a little nervous) Well, I.. I was just going to take him in.. In the back, and-and then... Scrat Crazy Cattails: (stares him down) Then do what? Have sex with him, I suppose? Human Man: (sweats a little bit) Well... Well... Scrat Crazy Cattails: (nods his head and pulls out a notebook and starts writing) Mhm, mhm. That's another reason to arrest you for attempt of sexual harassment and almost having an intercourse with a furry minor, I might add. Also adding that you've attempted five counts for burglary, about six counts for theft and stealing, and perhaps two counts for murder. Does that sound about right? Human Man: (shakes his head) No, where'd you get your information, cuz I don't know what you're talking about, I ain't done none of that. Scrat Crazy Cattails: (taps his chest with his pen three times) Right, right. That's what they always say when they lie. (then looks at Polie and points to him with his pen) Now, little kitten? Correct? What exactly did this older man tell you he was gon do to you? Polie James Cattails: (rubs his right arm) Well... He actually grabbed my face and whispered in my ear with a sexy tone of voice... "You're going to be mine. I'm going to own you. You will think about nobody else but me." Scrat Crazy Cattails: (writing something down again) Aww, you poor thing. Did he terrify you when he said those things? Polie James Cattails: (nods his head and shows his scared face) Mhm! I'm still scared. I've got a favorite college I want go to. Scrat Crazy Cattails: (gently pats his head and softly smiles) Aww, there, there boy, it's alright. You're safe now. (then looks back at the man with a mad face) You hear that, Sir? College? Doesn't sound like he would've been able to go to college with you raping him every night. Human Man: (now looks mad at them) Hey! That's not fair! He made that up. I-I didn't!... Scrat Crazy Cattails: (writing something down again) I'm sorry, Sir, but it's just normal inspection, but I can't let you keep doing these kinds of acts. So? Me and my friend here, are taking you to jail. (puts the notebook away then puts some handcuffs on him then waves his paw) Follow us, oh and little kitten? Change your clothes, alright? It's freezing outside. Polie James Cattails: (nods his head) Thank you, Officer. Scrat Crazy Cattails: (nods his head and tips his hat and winks) No problem, son. Just doing my job. (roughly pushes the human man out of the strip club)