Chapter 1

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So listen here for all you wannabe Diggy's wifey. When it comes to him, I don't play around. He is my baby, and no bees are going to take my honey. Okay? So hurt him, and I'll be the terrorist in your little fan sites. You think you know him, think again. Then maybe read a book and think about it again.

Okay....that was weird. Like I am not a crazy or anything. Anyway my story with Daniel. Only I can call him Daniel...and his family, but not you, its Mr Diggy to you. Daddy D if you're nasty.

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Kalmia and her best friend, Shae were at the coffee shop in the morning before they headed to college. (Keep in mind that they are in the U.K so it's not the American kind of 'college').

"Hey, record me for my weekly YouTube Vlog real quick" She asked Shae.

"Alright miss 'I want to be internet famous'" she joked.

They started recording.

"Hey YouTube, it's yours truly Kalmia. And my bestie, you know it, Shae!" she started. While Shae quickly turned the camera towards herself and smiled, then back on Kalmia again.

"What's good? So I'm out here before I go to college. Ahh A level exams are so close, so if I don't post, it's because I was doing last minutes revision or I died while cramming my head with equations and doing revision things. So anyway, Shae is going to read out some Q&A's." She said, and Shae took out her phone, searching through Twitter.

"What is your bra size" Shae asked.

"The hell? Uhmm, I'm not going to answer that, but as you can see, I'm not flat" Kalmia pointed to her breast.

"Who's your celebrity crush?"

Kalmia laughed before she answered "I'm going to sound like a um, Hoe, but I like, that guy from Thor, yeah his younger brother, Diggy Simmons, You already know, and uh, Zayn Malik, he just like, appeals to my eyes, I don't know...Too bad he is already taken."

"Would you date, marry, avoid Christian Keyes?"

"Wait who's that?" Kalmia asked. Before she looked him up.

Kalmia started to Grin so hard before she rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"All I'm saying is that if he didn't have a kid and he was the around the same age as me, and he was single, avoid is definitely out of the question" she answered.

"You know you'd be doing hella lot of un-avoiding in your pants" Shae whispered to herself, enough for Kalmia to hear.

Kalmia started to laugh so hard, half of the people in the café turned around.

"Not even going to deny it" she said as she put her hands up like she was guilty.

"Next question"

"What's the dumbest thing you've done?"

"there's a lot...for example, I brought this guy I liked chocolates and a card saying 'keep calm and get over it' because I heard he sprained his ankle (mean, I know, but I was always like that to him, and I said I was sorry for being mean to him in the letter, and get well soon, and good luck in college), and so I delivered it to his house, him mum answered, it was nerve racking, then as I was going home, then I saw him coming after me, so I ran back to his house to see what was up, then i knocked, and asked him if he was looking for me, but he said nothing, so I walked home baffled, and out of breath, sweating for nothing. Then for the next few years, we never spoke again. Yeah, I still don't know why I did that till this day"

"Wow, that's deep!" Shae said.

"Oh well, anyway, that's all for today folks! Subscribe for more of my life's stories of failures. Good day."

And Shae finally hit stop. And it was done.

"Are you sure you want to post that on the internet?" Shae looked concerned.

"The people want to know" Kalmia replied like it was business.

"The people also wanted to know your bra size" Shae asked, with a look that she always does when she's trying to prove a point

"That's different, that's personal" Kalmia answered

"And your past life isn't?" Shae asked.

"Well I don't care about that, anyways, I hope he sees it and see's what he missing now, I'm not that chubby girl he used to know running after him. I'm grown, I'm sexy and I have a bright future plus I got Moneys!" Kalmia silently applaud herself.

"Yes, and I'm proud of you!" Shae said as they high fived each other.

"We got to go, see you later" they said at the same time.

Kalmia went to her college and Shae went to hers.

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