KFC danganronpa except I wrote it (sexy)

Wakering up.. Yeah!

I wake up in a dirty ass classroom. "God this place is dusty I HATE IT HERE!!!" And I immediately stand up and throw the desk out the window like a boss.

wait the window was sealed???

A few students, one of them more sexy than the others, open the door, panting.
"Wtf WHY DID YOU THROW THE DESK ON THE WALL!!!???" One of them said.
"Why the fuck not.... hoe?" I say sexily while flipping my hair.

"Hey, lets calm down a bit, okay?" The sexy one said. "I'm Mars, the ultimate Trap. People mistake me for a boy so many times that It's suddenly become my talent. Also I like cummie wummies OwO."

"Tch.." the fat ugly mf said. "I'm Halo. The ultimate lolicoN!!"
BOY was she fat??? ok anyway...

"Hello, I'm Lilyy." The slightly hotter than the fat one said. "I'm the ultimate twerkist. Goddamn I'm sexy."
yeah no shit.

Guess it's time for me to introduce myself, huh? Well. Alright.
"hi I'm robo, not robu." I say while making the cutest pose evar. "I'm the ultimate cutest mod."

"The other students are waiting for you, comon!!" Lilyy said, grabbing my hand and running towards the door.