KFC danganronpa except I wrote it (sexy)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

OK SO IM IN THE GYM RIGHT?? AND LIKE LONG STORY SHORT A PLUSH STUPID ASS FAT LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER VIRGIN COCK SUCKING DOG RAPING ASS EATING BEAR COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS LIKE
"ya.. you guys are gonna liek, kill eachothet..Also, I'm nuggetkuma!"

"Wait WHAT???" Halo says, already peeing her pants. I think.
Idk I'm blind lolz
Mars suddenly runs towards the bear and grabs it by the throat.
"You look like the perfect sacrifice to the cummie wummie gods.. OwO...."
Riku screams in fear, "MARS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING STOP!!"
*beep.. beep..*
*aiaiai I'm your little butterfly...*
Mars tilts his head, "wait what. Is it enjoying this or somethi-"
*BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEE-*
Birb sprints like an awesome kawaii desu eagle and slaps the plush out of his hand

**BOOM**
Mars then retreats and squeals. is this bitch scared of explosions?

Abby opens her ANNOYING UNDERAGE MOUTH and says, "Wait.. is it gone..? Is it ov-"
"ITS FINGA LIKIN GOOD..~!!"
"Huh?!" Everyone says, surprised.
"As I was saying, you all are gonna kill each other."
"W-what?! Kill?" Pearl says, doing her stupid annoying 👉👈
"Yeah, kill! And It's going to be fun!
So technically, One of you is going to kill another, DOESNT matter how! Strangle, choke, suffocate, burn, stab, shoot, curse, drown; it doesn't matter!"
"But what's the point in all of this..?" Jessie asked, looking up from her video game. "Like, what do we gain from killing? Respect?"
"Freedom!" Nuggetkuma says, raising his greasy paws in the air.
"Eh?" Bork says. "Freedom? That easy?"
I can tell she's thinking of a way now.
"But there's going to be a class trial!"
Okay, nevermind.
"What the fuck is a class trial?" Rlurry says, quietly selling her cum on eBay.
"Well, it's when YOU guys try to find the sneaky-weaky culprit!" Nuggetkuma replies happily.

"Anyway, now that I'm done explaining.. go do whatever you teenagers (excluding Abby) do! Bayyoooo!!!"