KFC danganronpa except I wrote it (sexy)

NEW students?!?!!

Ofc, me, Jessie and mars played until 3 am.
Mars was the one to wake up, since she was pretty organized. Then it was Jessie, then I. Suddenly, while we were getting our cute fatasses up, the tv we used for playing had Nuggetkuma, sitting on a kfc sofa with burgers, fries and nuggets as the pattern of the sofa, on the tv.
"Ahem! Attention all humble Kfc student workers..."
"Eeehhh???" Jessie said, surprised. "Why is that bitch nuggetkuma on tv?!"

"There will be an ANNOUNCMENT in the gym room. We'll be waiting..!"
And then the tv turned off.

What do they mean by we?!...
" I wonder what it is this time," Mars says, opening the door.
We see everyone walking out, Rlurry and birb, Riku and Bork, Abby and pearlu together, and Lilyy walking out alone.

"Huh, that's weird. Halo isn't here." Jessie says, slightly tilting her huge ass head.
"Well, Halo's fat." I say, smugly . Because I am sexcy.

We head into the gym room, open the door and...

"TA-DA! Meet these NEW students! I thought we were low on them, so I hired a few members. Have ffuuunnn~!"

Everyone started greeting each other, doing it quick just so they could leave quicker.

"Hello..z.. I'm Wahyu. I like to be quiet and only say I or IM or laugh at unfunny jokes. I'm the ultimate crime novelist, and I enjoy writing down crimes... or whatever novelist even means." Wahyu is... alright I guess lol still fat tho

"helo i aim torii the ultimate simper. I simp a lot of things such as Raymond and marshal. God I lvoe them so so so much!! PLS dm me if you look one bit like Raymond... EVEN A TEENY WEENY BIT....." insane hoe... stop obsessing over fictional characters. (Hides  k1-b0 posters and plushies)

"Hello I am Jeje the ultimate bandage collector. Nobody knows me too, but I'm here. Also, I like kfc Kentucky fried chicke. Mmmmmmm..." wow another fatty wtf ??

"Hello I am Coco, the ultimate godiwishmynamewasmay. I wish my name was may, god." Oh. Have fun wishing, coco. Maybe one day your name will be May. One day.

"Is that all of you guys? Wait.. Where's Halo?" Riku says.
"He probably overslept," Lilyy answered Riku's question.

"Wait... do we have to share room with some of them?" Mars asked.
"Well, I guess so," Riku said, shaking his head.

"Wait," I say, raising my hand a bit. "I'm pretty sure I saw a few guest rooms. Probably only three, though."

"Well, then. I guess I'll be the one sharing a room." Wahyu sighs, "I'll share it with umm......"
"You can share with me!" Pearlu says, happily.
Wt Abby looks kinda upset... eh whatevs lol she deserves it 😂

"Do you guys want to call it a day?" Lilyy says.
"Yeah, I think I'm getting tired of listening to that mf anyway..." Pearlu says, walking away.
Yeah, I guess. We'll just call it a day.
Just a day.

[501 words vary nice!!]