Online Lies [Larry Stylinson AU]

Status Updates (Chapter Two)

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Cole King: "Shout out to all my lovely ladies here on Facebook. I see you ;) xx" (18 minutes ago)


Chelsi Handle: "@Cole and by ladies...you mean me ;) xoxo" (2 minutes ago)


Niall Horan: "@Cole dang mi boy, ya b gettin all dem chicks on ya ;) Craic man!" (30 seconds ago)

Harry really isn’t sure who this “Niall” guy is, because he kind of just randomly commented on his profile one day. The blonde lad had started cussing like a sailor and throwing in “craic” and what the hell does that even mean?

Anyway, Harry’s pretty sure Niall bats for the other team, if you catch that drift there, and Harry certainly doesn’t have a problem with that. (He also doesn’t have a problem with sending Niall winky faces, just putting that out there.)

But Harry does have a problem with this Chelsi girl thinking she owns him! Well, technically, she thinks she owns Cole. But, whatever, because his point is that the stupid broad is annoying and how can he make more friends if she is constantly chasing them all away? Harry decides that it is time for Chelsea to go, so he pulls up her profile and deletes her from his friend’s list. And not even 13 minutes later, he has a nasty message waiting for him, demanding why the heck would you delete me and what we had was special, you prick and don’t forget you aren’t even cute, so don’t think you’re all that. Clearly, this girl was never even interested. Cough, cough.

Facebook is just getting so boring. You can meet people and all, but only the desperately crazy ones talk to you. (Except for Niall, because he isn’t desperate. Just crazy.)

Harry decides he needs a new game plan, and soon. He needs more friends. Ones that actually want to talk to him and “hang out” and maybe even “text” or whatever. So he decided to chat up that crazy Irish lad with a bad habit of cursing to determine what his next move should be. And the conversation went a little something like this:

Cole: Hey, I need ur help.

Niall: Sure thing m8 im gr8 @ advise

Cole: I hope ur “advice” is better than your spelling.

Niall: You stupid prick, fuq off! -_-

Cole: Sorry. Anyway, where can I go to get some?

Niall: Hm. i think der es a club by u. Down on mill ave? im sure girlz will b throwin demselves @ u mi boy ;)

Cole: No! Where can I go ON THE INTERNET to find FRIENDS?!?!

Niall: O! um, try Omegle? Idk. U got so many on FB, dnt no y u need more…

Cole: I just wanna chat w/ some people who aren’t desperate.

Niall: Ouch

Cole: Not you! What’s Omegle?

Niall: Chattin site. U tlk 2 randum strangers

Cole: Cool. Thanks. :)

Niall: No prob, mi boy! But u no if u get lonely, u can just call mi… ;)

Cole: Wow, Ni. You know, I got a friend who you would love! He’s just like you!

Niall: Really?! :D

Cole: Nope.

Niall: Fuq off

Cole: I love you, too, studmuffin. ;)

Niall: Dnt embarrass mi bby. Gotta look single and ready 2 mingle. Craic 4 da win!

What a dork.