★☆ ℍ𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕒 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ☆★

𝔻𝕚𝕖 - ℙ𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕒

"Dude, you gotta stop getting drunk." You complained.

You had just gotten home from dragging Gilbert's ass home from his favourite bar, and he was absolutely wasted, with a capital W.

"I can't get wasted without drinking." He slurred.

'What??'

"I think that's the point, drunk Gilbert."

"The day I stop drinking is the day I die!!" He screeched.

You opened your mouth, and then closed it.

"You know what," You shook your head and smiled.

"Never stop drinking, Gil. Never stop."

Extra

"Wanna have sex??"

"NO!!"