★☆ ℍ𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕒 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ☆★

𝕎𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 "𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕤" - 𝔻𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕜

"Mathias."

He glanced at you.

"Yes??"

"Why are there a bunch of used, broken, and wet condoms in the trash?!"

Mathias blushed.

"I wanted to have a water balloon fight.."

"Mmhmm.."

"And we were out of balloons.."

"Go on.."

"And when I went to tie them, they exploded!! Like, kapow!!!"

You sighed.

"Put on some shoes, we're going to the Dollar Store."