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"Mama here I went and got yo snapple" I said handing her the Strawberry Kiwi snapple.
"Thanks baby" she said taking it out my hand and opening it.
"Tori! Come down here and get your stuff" I shouted taking stuff out the bags.
I just got back from Walmart and they asked me to bring them a few things since their house was on the way to mines.
"Preciate it" Tori said taking her gummy worms and some new led lights.
"Sydnee I had a dream about some damn fish, I wonder who ass finna be walking around hea pregnant" my mama said watching Greenleaf.
"I'm dead, but ma you still on this episode?" I asked and she nodded.
"I haven't been able to keep up because of my job, leave me alone girl" she said and I laughed.
"Pssh, well i'm finna go. I'm ready to take my daily nap" I said grabbing my keys off the table.
"Bye baby, lock my door" she said and I nodded then bent down to kiss her cheek.
"Bye Tori!" I shouted.
"Wait! Can you drop me off by Li Li?" she asked from the stairwell.
"Mmcht, man hurry up" I said and she smiled running after me outside.
I got back in my car then King Von played. I started laughing then shook my head.
"What you laughing at?" Tori asked and I pointed towards the radio.
"Somebody said King Von in the studio right now making Crazy Story 4" I said and Tori shook her head.
"Rip ta Duck" she said then got on her phone. I pulled out the driveway then headed towards Malia crib.
10 minutes later
I pulled up to the house and saw Miko, mama Joyce, and Malia all outside in the garage. Tori got out and then told me thank you.
"Hey Sydnee girl!" mama Joyce shouted.
"Come here real fast baby" she added and I sighed because I was beyond sleepy. I turned my car off then walked over to them.
"Hey mama J" I said hugging her.
"Hey baby, ain't yo birthday coming up?" she asked me and I nodded.
"Are you having anything?" she asked and I thought about it.
"I don't really know, I might have a dinner or hang out with my friends" I said and she nodded.
"Ima get you something real cute" she said and I smiled.
"Hey Kamiko" I said and he stood up and I started laughing shielding myself.
"I was kidding, all jokes all jokes" I said and he shook his head.
"Where my son at?" he asked and I shrugged.
"Ion even know, maybe he at home" I said and he nodded.
"Alright chile, you look sleepy ima let you go" mama J said and I chuckled.
"Bye y'all" I said waving at them and they waved back.
-Omniscient-
"Wassup mane it's Key mafuckin glock in this bitch. Since that li nigga sleep i'm finna prank ha ass since she always wanna prank me and shit" Key said then sucked his teeth.
"Man this fuckin camera wasn't even on" he said.
"Man tell me the fuck why I just gave y'all a intro and that bitchass camera didn't record shit. But yea we finna do a Ignoring you prank he said then started laughing.
He crept to the room and set the camera up then laid down in the bed like it was nothing. He watched as Sydnee moved in her sleep then started stretching reaching her arm out towards Key.
She felt him then turned around looking at him with a smile. "When you got here?" Sydnee asked.
Key said then scratched his head then shrugged his shoulders. She reached in for a kiss but he dodged it and she laughed then playfully slapped him.
"Man gimme a damn kiss and stop playing" she said and Key mugged her looking back down in his phone.
"Markeyvius" she said now sitting up watching him. Key tried his hardest not to laugh so he looked in his phone scrolling through instagram.
"Did I do something?" she asked but Key was mute.
"Man ion see why you ignoring me, ian even did you nothing" she said getting out the bed walking to the bathroom closing the door.
Key shot a look at the camera then hurried up and got out the bed grabbing the camera, setting it up in the living room.
"Key!" Sydnee shouted once she walked out the bathroom. She walked into the living room seeing him sitting down so she walked over there.
"Bae, why you ignoring meee" Sydnee said kissing on his neck and his face. No matter how much Key liked it he moved away so she wouldn't be able to kiss him no more.
"Mmcht" she sucked her teeth.
"Doing that childish ass shit, I should yo pop mafuckin ass" Sydnee said walking to the kitchen that still had a view of the living room.
"Sydnee!" Nene called out while walking inside the living room.
"Yeah?" Sydnee asked then Nene walked that way.
"Who cooking tonight?" she asked and Sydnee shrugged.
"I'll cook fa you and me, Key not getting shit" she said and Nene furrowed her eyebrows.
"What he did?" she asked.
"He ignoring me fa no reason, go see if he talk ta you" Sydnee said and Nene laughed walking into the living room.
"Wassam Key" Nene said and Key sent her a head nod.
"What go down" Key said and Sydnee sucked her teeth walking back into the living room.
"Key stop fucking playing wimme! Why you not fucking talking ta me" Sydnee said now all up in his face.
He looked her up and down then she shook her head walking to her room closing the door.
Key got up and grabbed the camera making Nene laugh shaking her head.
"Childish" Nene said.
Key opened the door with the camera in his hands and Sydnee shot him a glare.
"Bae... you mad?" Key said and Sydnee crossed her arms looking at the tv.
"Mane I got ha mafuckin ass, she mad as y'all can see. But I didn't do nothing to her, literally" Key said laying down on her legs.
"Key get off of me, cause that shit wasn't even funny" Sydnee said mugging him.
Key started kissing her making her mug turn into a smile.
"Mooovveeeaaaa" she dragged and Key laughed.
"Aight mane say bye to yo people— oh and you editing this shit cause ion know how" Key said and Sydnee sucked his teeth.
"Sir fuck you, bye my babies love y'all!" Sydnee said blowing kisses to the camera then turning it off.
"Don't be pranking me no more, ian playing with yo ass" Sydnee said and Key looked her up and down.
