Basically mairi oneshots lol
enjoy:)
I'm just having fun and I'll start updating more often. Feel free to comment on what y'all want to read. Ngl mostly smut
Damn I want some big, juicy, long dick rn bruh. Like I wanna slurp up Mattias CoCk and tear his booty hole apart. But I'm bottom ofc so I can't do that.
"Yo wassup dino bitch? Why you look like the magic school bus ran yo flat ass over and the backyardigans just jumped yo ass?" I said to Mattia.
"Man get yo Olaf looking head ass on somewhere before I go get Elsa to come suck yo dick bitch!" He said back
"Mmmm I rather have big boi Arnold tear my ass in two." I said looking at his DiCkKkK.
" Mmmm come over here Mamas and lemme slurp you up." Mattia said.
" Nah G, your dick prolly taste like fish since you had Cynthia's fishy stanky ass suck it that night. Honestly she be stinking worse than peaches' shitty pussy. " I said laughing my ass off.
"Okay and that's why your dick is smaller than Nemo's fin. You small ass, crippled shrimp bitch. If you wanna see that boat you get taken on then come look at papis dick. It floats too. " He said while winking at me
I stg this boy is hella sus. Couldn't be me haha. Bitch yes tf it is me. That's why I'm sucking his PhAt AsS cOcK rn while I share thoughts with you.
Mattias pov:
Man getting head is awesome af. I mean I've jerked off MaNy times but I've never felt Kairis plump ass lips to my DiCk.
Wait hold up. Getting head? That couldn't be me. HA BITCH! IT IS ME And ya big Bois big DiCk is mcloving it. Da da ba da dick getting sucked. I got a whole double quarter pounder in this dude's small mouth. Not the only thing small. Its like popcorn shrimp in those big ass shorts of his.
"AhhHHHHh" I screamed as my juicy liquid comes out of my humongous DiCk.
" Bitch stfu you trick ass mf. You literally came in like two minutes. You cant hold it, just like you can't hold your pee. You literally pissed on my white sheets and called it apple juice. If you don't get your apple juice, misused, commonly abused, rat batoose, shrimp loose, head ass on somewhere I will choke you with my apple juice." Kairi said.
"Bitch tf? You literally sharted in my bed. Like Nessa Barret who? Tf y'all should be the sharting power couple. Cause y'all be filling up the whole room with y'all stanky asses. And "I'm in pAaAaAiN" with all these gas smells in here. Go to a fucking gas stop and fill up a tow truck or some shit." I said back.
"What are y'all doing in here? " Kairis mom walks in the door.
"I am roasting your stubble of a son Mrs Gas Maker." I said
"Oh Mattia... GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR MOVIE PRODUCER
YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSOUR." his mom said
"Excuse me.. Excuse me. " Kairi says referring to the tik tok. "AND MRS CONSENTINO, IF YOU CALL ME A DINOSOUR ONE MORE TIME, I WILL TELL YOUR HUSBAND THAT YOU SLEPT WITH HARRY STYLES WHILE THEY WERE GOING ON TOUR." I politely said back. Because I'm a gentleman.
"WAIT WHAT?!YOU COCK WHORE!"Kairi said to his mom.
"Yes and you are... Not my child, I found you in arendale. AT ELSAS CASTLE BITCH!!" his mom yelled.
"AIGHT WHORES!!! I'm leaving so I can go suck Alejandros dick and get that good juice! PEACE!!" I said as I walked out the door and drove all the way to Ale's house.
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An e way.... Uh I got bored and made this at midnight. O 2 c w/o my i's..... I will actually be posting something soon lmao. I'm almost done with my book. Give me about 2-3 days. It's gonna be called "so pretty for me" make sure to check it out. I'll be telling y'all whenever it's out. Goodnight whores👉🏼👃🏼👎🏼✌🏼😘
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