Percy finally gets a facebook

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Percy updated his status:
Hey guys I got a facebook!

Comments:

Annabeth: Wow Seaweed Brain. Way to be 1 year late. I got one before you.

Hazel: As did I with the help of Frank and Nico.

Nico: I was summoned. Who called?

Percy: Hey Nico. I saw your dad last night. BTW tell him not to haunt me with death threats that I already get from Ares.

Ares: U got that right.

Athena: You* I am ashamed to call this idiot my brother.

Percy: The gods have a facebook?!

Poseidon: Yup. BTW, your brother Triton is going to hang out with you today.

Percy: NNNOOO!!! Last time, we got thrown in jail!

Annabeth: Why were you thrown in jail?

Percy:... We stole a car... went for a joyride... speeding... arrested.

Annabeth: That makes sense.

Athena: No it doesn't!!! That is preposterous. How could that make sense?

Annabeth: I know the seaweed brain language. I can translate it.

Athena: You are wise my daughter... but not as wise as me! HAH! Take that.

Annabeth: O.o What happened to my mother?

Triton: I've been teaching her the ways of slang dog.

Percy: Don't call my girl dog Triton.

Triton: Thats cool thats cool. I'd rather flirt with that girl with brown hair that hang with the blond guy.

Annabeth: You mean Piper? She has a boyfriend. That blond guy, his name's Jason. That's her boyfriend.

Piper: Someone call me?

Triton: I wish. I just need your number.

Jason: Sorry man. She's taken by me.

Triton: Thats cool. I'll hang with my gf.

Everyone: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!

Triton: Yeah. Her names Sammy.(A/N: NOT ME!)

Percy: Good job man. Lets go on a quadruple date. You, me, Jason, Frank, and our girls.

Leo: I have a girlfriend too you know.

Everyone: YOU DO?!

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Who's Leo's mystery girl? I'll tell you.... next time. Oh and I need more people. I'm going to add three people. Two boys and one girl since I'm going to add myself(and yes I'm a girl if you don't know). If you want to be in it, fill out the things provided below:

Gender:
Age:
Name:
Godly Parent:
Power you want due to parent:
Facebook Name:

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UPDATE: This contest is no longer open, sorry for the inconvenience

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