Chapter 7

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~~3 hours later back at home~~

I'm laying in my bed over thinking as one does when I hear my phone vibrating a lot and making annoying ding noises, so I turn the ringer off. But then I can still hear it vibrating on the table so I open it to see who the annoying bitch is but then I just see it's my 3 annoying friends and the one I have a 'friends with benefits' type relationship with.
So I open my phone to see 7 new messages in the group chat.

                              Nialls Bitches🇮🇪👻

Niall 👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓
We should go out for nandos sometime.😂😉

Louis💙💅🏻
No. no we don't fat arse.

Liam🥱
Ass*^

Louis💙💅🏻
Don't fookin correct me, I type the same way I talk because I like sounding like I'm from Doncaster. You cunt.

Zayn💀
There was no need to be so mean to Niall, like he said earlier. He likes to eat. No need to make him ashamed. And for Liam.. I don't care. Just don't mess with my bebs.

Niall👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓
Awwwww thx zaynie <3

Liam🥱
Hey what the fuck? U back up Niall but not me? Fuck you.

Me
What's going on? Why are you guys spamming?          
Niall👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓
Cuz ur boyfriend is being an aRsE😂🤣🤣🤣😅

Louis💙💅🏻
I'm not his boyfriend you leprechaun.

Louis💙💅🏻
and also arse is MY thing🙄

Niall👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓
Oh right, I forgot ur the only person in existence with an ass🤥😂😂🤣

Louis💙💅🏻
Yup, you guys were right. Niall did get some of my sass and I DONT LIKE IT.🖕🏻

Zayn💀
Idk what to do to cheer u up cuz this is ur fault and I have nothing to say to you about it😂

Niall👶🏼🍔🍕🍟🍗🥓
Oh be quiet I don't even have sass.🙄

Liam🥱
Or an ass😂

Louis💙💅🏻
OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO😂

Me
LIAMMMMMM🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Niall👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓 is typing..

Zayn💀
Uh guys..Nialls been typing for like 3 minutes. I think Liam should be scared.

Me
I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped a whole    Nuclear sass bomb on Liam for talking shit😂

Louis💙💅🏻
Honestly same.

Liam🥱
Okay I'm starting to get concerned..

Niall👶🏼🍔🍟🍕🍗🥓
Sorry for taking too long to reply, I was typing but then my my microwave beeped meaning my pizza rolls were ready and when I took them out. It smelt too good so I shoved 3 in my mouth then I burnt my mouth but I didn't wanna waste food so I let it burn my mouth as I was trying to quickly chew it. So then I had to put ice in my mouth and drink a cup of cold water. But Im back now.😂✌🏻

Louis💙💅🏻
Niall you are just something..

Zayn💀
Yes, yes he is🥺

Me
How come Nialls life seems so fun? I swear, he needs to get his own tv show. One like keeping up with the kardashians😂

Liam🥱
I agree with you harold.

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