hi hi hi🦶🦶🦶🦶
okay so like i went to dinner w my ✨family✨the other day and um yeah
for my birthday yeeee🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
actually wait it was like yesterday?? no the day before🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
n e ways
FUCK THE WORLD🦍🦍🦍🦍
stream fuck the world by brent faiyaz✨
sorry let's get back on track🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️haha get it? track. running. okay. ew this is so corny🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
oh yeah i went to dinner and i actually didn't wear joggers. shocking. JOGGERS ARE THE MOST COMFIEST THING EVER AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT OKAY✨🦶😹
n e who
what was i-
oh yeah dinner. and we were going to queue and up yk what happened
yk what happened
yk what happeend
the worst thing ever
my worst ever
moment
(okay i'm being over dramatic i'm sorry but you signed up for it loser)
oh wait yeah when i was like 9 i got my finger stuck in a segway and my nail is still healing and my bone got fractured
and like it was in the WHEEL cause i was sitting on it and felt something in the wheel and just decided to?? yk?? and then i had to go to hospital
(bro when you sit on one side and the other you put your feet on it YOU JUST SPIN SO MUCH AND ITS SO FUN)
anyways
yeah worst moment ever
and i saw PEOPLE FROM MY SCHOOL
AND IT WAS SCARY
ok so like i was just walking ✨as you do✨with my brother, i forgot what we were talking about. wait lemme think. n e ways yeah i was holding onto his arm because i couldn't walk properly because yeah my legs were?? aching?? because i did this weight/ resistance band thing with my sister✨✨
and then i saw the PEOPLE FROM MY SCHOOL in the queue for another restaurant and it was ✨scary✨
and then i let go of him and yeah and was v v awkward and they were STARING at me
and BROCLIKE STOP IT I GET THAT YK IM BEAUT- okay stop alex you're not fooling anyone
anywho
it was scary and then i walked past them pretending that i didn't see them and stuff
and I COULD FEEL THEIR EYES ON MY SKULL AND IT BURNT MY SKULL
jk that was too far
jk no it wasn't. it really wasnt.
okay so yeah and then i ate and it was good
and then i texted my best friend who is also their best friend?? and i said thag i saw them- SHIT I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT BECAUSE I WAS PRETENDING I DIDNT SEE THEM
yeah so one of them already texted her saying they saw me i-
anyways ew people i'm out.🤙🏽
HOW DO BRITISH CHAVS WEAR FULL GLAM FAKE LASHES EVERYDAY?? like i- i don't understand
also if i'm offending you, i apologise
