𝘕𝘟𝘛 𝘔𝘌𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘛𝘟 𝘉𝘌 •𝐤. 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐢•

6

Suicide joke warning lolol-

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About twenty minutes later...

"Has she texted yet?" Shigaraki asked, walking into the room.

"Oh yeah she did. I forgot to tell you," Kaminari answered, turning off his phone.

"So I'm assuming you didn't call her." Kaminari opened his mouth, then closed it, shaking his head no. "Dammit. What was she doing when she texted?"

"Well I texted first, I just sent her a meme. But I guess she was in the middle of killing a villain from what she said. Then the pros were after her and she had to go," Kaminari explained. Shigaraki growled, clenching his fists.

"We need to get rid of her. She's already killed enough of our allies."

"I know, I know. Two days Shiggy. Calm down," Kaminari said, trying to keep Shigaraki calm.

"You better be worth our time and efforts. If you can't kill the bastard then we're done for," Shigaraki slammed his fist against the bar counter. Kaminari flinched and averted his eyes, not wanting to make Shigaraki any more mad.

"Don't worry. I'll kill her. I'll prove I'm not a waste of time," Kaminari replied. His phone vibrated shortly after, and he opened it up. "She texted again," He said, his eyes lighting up ever so slightly.

"What'd she say??" Shigaraki was immediately at Kaminari's side, watching over his shoulder.

Pretty girl
aight im back again bitches
that got a bit nasty lol whoops
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Calamari
What do you mean by "nasty"
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Pretty girl
oh right
you're a hero
whoops
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Calamari
👁👄👁
what did you do this time
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Pretty girl
i killed them all teehee 🙊🙈
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Calamari
You have..
No shame...
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Pretty girl
nope
when u come over can we commit crime together ??
can we be like
p-partners in crime ?? 😳👉👈
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Calamari
Ofc we can b
we can live like spoiled royalty
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Pretty girl
Lovers?
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Calamari
And partners
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Pretty girl
Partners in CRIME
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Calamari
u know that song?
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Pretty girl
Ofc
Set it off for life bro
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Calamari
💯
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"You know... if she kills heroes too then maybe we could convince her to join us," Shigaraki suggested.

"Maybe.." Kaminari looked at his phone, trying to figure out how to ask this question.

Calamari
What if we became villains together
c-could i still put my minecraft bed next to yours?? 😳👉👈
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Pretty girl
ofc bb
except my minecraft bed would be empty
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Calamari
wait why
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Pretty girl
cuz i wouldve shot myself ✌
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Calamari
thats not funny
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Pretty girl
I made a promise to myself that if I ever grouped myself with villains or heroes, then I would shoot myself
Because heroism and villainism is all political
And I ain't about that shit ✌
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Calamari
Ohhh
So you wanna stay neutral so that people don't judge you for being what you are??
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Pretty girl
Yee
I'm actually pretty inspirational
I'm like..
hmm
I'm like the American version of the Hero Killer
Except I'm not a full fledged villain
I think that heroes are praised way too much and that villains are just criminals with a fancy name
Yknow
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Shigaraki nearly screamed.

"Nevermind what I said. Give her the most long, excruciatingly painful, death in the history of protagonist deaths."

"Woah.. that's a pretty high standard for me," Kaminari said with a nervous chuckle.

•

"He's not a hero."

"What??" (Y/n) stared dumbfounded at her friend.

"Why else would he ask what would happen if you two became villains? He's a villain in disguise. I found little to nothing about him, which would make sense if he's undercover. He might not even be from Japan. And I'm betting all my money that he's planning on killing you," A explained, pushing up their glasses.

"I guess that makes sense. Good thing the meet up spot is nowhere near here. I should be able to take him out easily. He already explained his quirk, that is, if that is even his real quirk," (Y/n) rambled.

Pretty girl
You there?
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Calamari
Yeah sorry
My friend was just telling me something and I got distracted
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Pretty girl
Oh k
I should go now though, still gotta clean up after today's adventure.
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Calamari
Oh ok
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Pretty girl
Byeee
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Calamari
Byee
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Got a sudden burst of motivation (u know who u r) and got this chap out

its 23:43 yell at me

my mom said shes gonna start waking me up at 7:30 now oop-

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•Daitan Futekina Meinu•

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