*Edit* Episode Four: The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

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Jason and Mable were sitting on the arms of the couch, Soos is standing next to Jason, Dipper and (Name) are sitting on the floor. They're watching TV.

Soos: Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.

Bud Gleeful: Are you completely miserable?

Rando: YES!

Bud: Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Gideon.

Dipper: Gideon?

Mable: What makes him so special?

(Name) and Jason: Probably a psychic. But he's nothing compared to our friend, Nate.

Bud: He's a psychic.

Stein Twins: Called it.

The Stein twins did fist bump without looking.

Mable: Aroo?

Bud: So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery" and the so called "machine of mystery."

Stein Twins: We're gonna kill him in his sleep.

Dipper: Why?

Stein Twins: We'll tell you later Dipper.

The TV screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."

Bud: Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy.

Mable: Wow, I'm getting all curiously inside!

Stan: (Walks in) Well, don't get too curiously. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.

Stein Twins: Nate got a lot of co-workers in trouble with his psychic powers. We don't trust this.

Stan: That will never stop being freaky.

Soos, Mable, and Dipper: Agreed.

Jason: Sorry, Mr. Drew had us talk in unison for our characters for so long that we just got used to talking in unison.

(Name): That was until the studio went bankrupt and was forced to shut down.

Mable: Well, is he really psychic?

Dipper: I think we should go and find out.

Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!

(Name): I'm staying here. Last time I was with a psychic, I almost got possessed by the machine.

Jason: I'll tell you-

(Name): Don't bother, I don't care if he is or isn't psychic.

Jason: Alright.

Stan: This kid is smart.

Stan then leaves the room.

Dipper: Anyways, do tents have roofs?

Mable: I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!

Everyone in the room looked back at the tv.

Bud: So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.

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