RWBY Oneshots!!

Drunk!Ozpin

A/N: This isn't a oneshot. This was some fun idea I had for awhile and the discord server I'm in, we all agreed that Ozpin would be cuddly and really clingy to his s/o. So enjoy this random story of Drunk Ozpin! Featuring Qrow and Glynda. :)

Ozpin was currently doing paperwork in his office drinking his normal hot cocoa. As he flipped through his papers he heard his elevator ding. He looked up before saying 'Enter' soon the doors opened and stood Qrow Branwen and Glynda. He raised an eyebrow at the twos sight. They both made their over to his desk.

"Professor Ozpin. Qrow and I want you to come with us." Glynda said before crossing her arms and trying to hide a smile that was coming across her face. Ozpin leaned back in his chair before thinking. "Where do you want to take me. I'm quite busy." Ozpin said before eying the huntress carefully. Ozpin had a feeling she was up to something. Glynda was normally the type to keep him working until every paper was done. So her saying to go with him was suspicious.

"Come on Oz, we want to spend some time with each other. Who knows when the last it'll be." Qrow said before moving and leaning against his desk. "It'll be a fun time..." Qrow cooed before smirking slightly at the headmaster. Ozpin sighed before getting up. "Fine. Take me to whatever plan you both have in store for me." Ozpin said before grabbing his cane and hitting the lever to have it extract into it's shorter form. Glynda and Qrow looked at each other quite shocked before nodding and heading toward the elevator. Ozpin noticed this yet decided not to say anything.

Soon the three professors made their way to the airship docks. It was currently evening as the sun was setting on the horizon. They entered the airship before making their way to downtown vale. Where Glynda's and Qrow's plan would begin. Glynda heard her scroll go off. She looked up before reading the message. 'Oz knows where we'd be going upon the entrance and inside the bar...how do you want to go about this?' Glynda quickly typed out a message 'just play along, I have an idea.' Soon she sent it and Qrow's own scroll buzzed. He read it and nodded before nodding. Ozpin who was sitting on the seats noticed their exchanged glances and each of their own scroll going off. He didn't like this, they were planning something, and knowing Qrow...

They made their way out of the airship upon landing. Qrow led the way to their destination as he knew where all the pubs were in Vale. Glynda saw Qrow give her a side eyed before she nodded. The huntress soon looked up at Ozpin and smirked. "Ozpin, how has your day been?" Glynda asked trying her damn best to hide the smirk that was present on her face. Ozpin sighed, "Stressful... I want to go home and sleep..." he mumbled with a hint of annoyance. Soon Qrow stopped and opened the door. He let Glynda and Ozpin go first before he entered himself. Glynda quickly scanned the place before finding a spot. She quickly grabbed Ozpin's arm and led him to the open seat. Qrow had excused himself saying he'd be back.

Ozpin gasped upon feeling his arm get tugged on by the huntress. "Glynda you are acting strange since you entered my office earlier." Ozpin asked before sitting down on the booth. Glynda sat next to him before looking at him. "Is that the case? I'm sorry." The huntress responded before hearing footsteps come toward them. He saw Qrow holding two clear glasses of wine and a coffee mug. Glynda chuckled before noticing Qrow's sneaky ways. Qrow placed down the three glasses. Before placing them in front of the other individuals. "So, hows Beacon been?" Qrow said before sitting down and circling his glass.

Ozpin sighed before taking a drink of his mug. The taste was quite different. Yet he honestly didn't mind too much. "Beacon's been good. It's still standing..." Ozpin said before taking another drink. The taste was disgusting yet somehow it also tasted quite good. Glynda and Qrow watched as Ozpin continued to drink. Glynda looked at Qrow before Qrow mouthed the words "top shelf" Glynda shook her head as in a few more drinks and Ozpin would be drunk.