Slasher Headcanons

Squads

The Masked Squad

- Ghostface, Michael, Jason, Leatherface, Harry

- Ghostface is the founder.

- Jason and Leatherface joined willingly.

- Michael and Harry were forced.

- Michael is the Mom Friend of the group

The "We Never Shut The Fuck Up" Squad

- Ghostface, Freddy, Chucky.

- Ghostface claims it's a "Squad."

- Freddy and Chucky want nothing to do with it.

Silent Giants

- Jason, Michael, Leatherface.

- They're only silent in their movies. In my universe, they talk.

- Calling themselves "The Silent Giants" was Jason's idea.

- Leatherface agreed

- Michael was just like "Whatever."

Emo Squad

- Michael, Samara, Harry

- This was Samara's idea

- Michael agreed.

- Harry only agreed because he knew if he didn't, he would just get bugged about it until he joined.

- Emo Meetings happen every Thursday night.

- These meetings either consist of jamming out to emo music, summoning a demon, or talking about their crippling depression.

- They hate themselves

- They act like they don't care about anyone, but they secretly do.

Girl Squad

- Carrie, Angela, Sadako, Kayako, Samara, Regan

- Carrie was the one who suggest Girl Nights.

- They mostly just gossip and spill tea about the guys.

- Sometimes Ghostface will crash the girl nights.

- Sleepovers every weekend

- Angela and Sadako are the crackheads of the group

- Samara, Regan, and Carrie are the babies

- Kayako is the Mom Friend

The Slasher Squad

- Literally everyone

- Ghostface brought them all together.

- They either have get togethers at Michael's house (completely against his will), Camp Crystal Lake, or Bates Motel (also against Norman's will)

- Norman is the Mom Friend

- Everyone else is either crackheaded or depressed

- Everyone is feral

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Ghostface Squad

- Billy, Stu, Mickey, Roman, Jill, Charlie

- Debbie would be a part of it, but she and Billy thought it would be weird if she was in a Squad with his friends.

- Stu and Mickey's idea.

- Roman is the Mom Friend and feels like he's surrounded by idiots. But they're his idiots.

- Stu and Mickey share a brain cell and the most crackheaded of the group.

- Charlie is also a crackhead

- Billy and Jill are also crackheads, but they're mature crackheads, if that makes sense.

EDIT AGAIN: This time I bring you

Kid Squad

- Samara, Regan, Toshio, Gage, Damian, Jamie

- Hangouts occur whenever they don't feel like dealing with the adults' bullshit

- Samara is the most mature

- Damian's the edgiest

- Regan, Toshio, and Jamie are the crackheads

- Gage gets himself involved with the crackheads shenanigans mainly because he doesn't know any better (because he's the baby brother of the group) and he wants to feel involved