My time. (Undertale x male reader)

Fallen Human

 Y/N:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY TRUTH OR DAAAAAARE   OW

You fell down a hole in Mount Ebott because you were dragged out by your friends who wanted to play truth or dare. You picked dare, one thing led to another and you're here.

Y/N: *weakly* How the fuck did I survive that? I should've died?

Timeskip in your unconcisness

You finally woke up to find a kid waking you up. They have the perfect poker face anyone has ever seen.

Y/N: Who are you kid?

???:...

Y/N:Uh don't say much huh? Well ok, see ya

You walk to find the kid following you. It's find since there is no other path. You both were stopped by a flower.

Flowey: Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower.

Y/N: Are you an illusion?

Flowey: I'm as real as real gets.

Y/N: Bullshit, did I take drugs or something? Did that mushroom pizza had the wrong mushrooms on it?

Flowey: Look kid, if you're on drugs, i'm not a part of it.

Y/N: That's exactly what an illusion would say.

Flowey: Ugh, look this place was called the underground and the only way to get stronger is by getting EXP. Get enough EXP and it will increase your LV. 

Y/N: Does that mean Level?

Flowey: No, LV stands for love!

Y/N: That has to be the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. It's not short for anything, It's not even shortened! You just took out the vowels, do you hate vowels, Flwy?

Flowey: *ignoring you* What does LV stand for? Why, LOVE of course. 

Y/N: DON'T IGNORE ME!!

Flowey: You want some LOVE don't you?

???: *nods*

Y/N: Oh hell naw. The last time someone told me that, I was later surrounded by big strong guys that gave me a weird shower.

???:*shocked*

Flowey:*sweating* Um... anyway Love is shared by little white...friendliness pellets.

Y/N: Funny, the shower water was also white.

Flowey: S-SHUT UP!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!!! Just... grab as many as you can.

He then proceeded to make petals appear and shoot them towards you. You dodged them to piss off the flower, but the kid grabbed one and got hurt. The flower had a more menacing face.

Flowey: YOU IDIOT!!

Y/N: That was kind of a dumb move. Get rekt.

Flowey: I see you know how things go on around here Y/N.

Y/N: How do you know my name?

Flowey: I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! 

Y/N: Do you know that kid's name?

Flowey: Well, since you're about to die, I'll tell you. They're name is frisk. Now take that knowledge with you to the grave!!

The flower summonded a circle of friendliness pellets as they close in on you two, you grabbed one and nothing happened. Frisk seemed to be healed up. Both you and flowey were confused, a fireball hit flowey then he flew away. Then a goat appeared in front of you two.