My time. (Undertale x male reader)

Ruins

???:What a terrible creature, torturing innocent souls. Oh hello, my name is Toriel. I watch over the ruins. I have a home why don't you 2 delicio- I mean poor humans come with me.

Y/N: Well I never thought a goat woman in purple would be my new fetish but my boner never lies. Although it's very very very confused.

The silent kid followed her immediantly.

Y/N: Isn't anyone else concerened about the delicious part?

???: I am.

Y/N: WHO SAID THAT!

???: Never mind that I'll tell you later just follow them for now. It may lead to a way out.

Y/N: Fine. I guess we're being kidnapped now.

???: I hope it isn't a basement again. I'm getting sick of those.

Doing what the voice said I followed them. She did a puzzle for us and then we walked to a bridge with two switches. The kid switched one of them. I was assigned to a double switch. One had alot of arrows pointing to it. Using my superior knowledge and big brain, I flipped the other one and nothing happened. I kept doing it.

Toriel: Uh... what are you doing? It's the other one with the arrows. On the left. Do you not know your left and right, you absolute fucking walnut?

Y/N: That's obvioulsly a trap!

Toriel: It's not.

???: Give me a second

The other switch suddenly was flipped and no one did it.

Toriel: I-I'm not gonna question that. Let's go.

We all left and she had 2 dummies prepared.

Toriel: I want both of you to talk to it.

My S/C soul appeared again. Four options came up. FIGHT.  ACT. ITEM. MERCY.

Y/N:(she said to talk, right? ok time to use my communication skills.) Why are you gay?

The dummy said nothing.

Y/N: DON'T IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!

In rage, I threw the dummy at the wall and punched it.

Y/N: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAUDAUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA   MUDAAAA!

The dummy was destroyed. 

YOU GAINED 0 EXP!

Toriel was shaking in her...well she wasn't wearing any type of shoes. Yeah. I bet all you feet people are now voting for this book because I brought this up. You fucking freaks.

Toriel: Uhhhh you seem to be quite the strong type. (I bet your muscles would taste delicious without all that fat in your body) But remember, you can also talk to monsters and settle things in peace.

Y/N: Ok, you go do that and get gangbanged. (Almost happened to me with those muscular guys. Good thing they all had mysterious heart attacks before things get worse.)

Toriel: (What is wrong with that one?) Let's continue. Be sure to follow closely. I sure don't want to lose track of you. 

Y/N: I don't like the way she said that.

We walk and we found 2 frogs.

FROGGIT HOPS CLOSE.

Y/N: Ew! disgusting.

The kid spared the frog.

???: Quick! Kill it!

I chose fight and I successfully killed mine. The kid looked in horror? Toriel came and shooed the frog the kid encountered away.

YOU EARNED 4 EXP

Y/N: Ok, voice give it up! Who are you.

???: OK fine, my name is Craig, and I am in your head. You can't get rid of me unless you die.

Y/N: What's gonna stop me from trying?

Craig: I am. I am the author of this book. Basically your god. I can just end this world anytime I want.

Y/N: Whatever! So explain what's going on here. 

Craig: Well you're trapped down here and you need to escape. But monsters will try and kill you.

Y/N: And how exactly do I stop them?

Craig: Easy! You have to KILL them.

Y/N: W-What? I don't wanna be a killer!

Craig: Too late pal, you killed a frog!

Y/N: YOU TOLD ME TOO!

Craig: But you could've ignored me and leave it be. Toriel would have shooed it away. But no, it's too late now. You killed.

I was struck silent

Craig: Besides, it's unfair for you to kill one monster and leave everyone else alive. That's not the law of equivelant exchange.

Y/N: I-I guess when you put it like that.

Toriel: Are you coming!

Y/N: OK!

Craig: And I thought the other book was bad.

Y/N: Huh?

Craig: Sorry, force of habit.

Timeskip.

Toriel: You two see this long hall? No matter what happens to any of us, make sure you get across. Alone

Toriel starts running and the kid runs after. Toriel hides behind a pillar.

Y/N: You know I can see you right?

Toriel was silent.

Y/N: Ugh, this bitch.

I ran to the end of the hallway and that goat finally decided to reveal herself.

Toriel: To not worry my children, I was simply hiding behind the pillar.

Y/N: I know, I saw you.

Toriel: No you didn't

Y/N: Yes I di-

Toriel: Shhhhhhhhhh no you didn't. I will need to go back to prepare my house. If you need any thing. Please, call me with this phone. Who will take it.

The silent one volunteered.

Toriel: Ok, bye bye.

Craig: Hey, go to the next room. It's time for equality to happen.

Y/N: O-Ok.