Wrong "Tip"

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Unknown: So... You left me your account cutie?
Me: Wtf?
Unknown: Stop playing, Mary.
Me: Mary Alvarez?
Unknown: You don't know your name now?
Me: I'm not Mary.
Unknown: Ya sureeeee????
Me: Yes. I am a guy.
Unknown: OH-
Unknown: Shit-
Unknown: Sorry
Me: It's fine.
-Next Day
Unknown: Hey
Me: Why are you texting me?
Unknown: ouchhhhhhh
Unknown: that hurtttt :(((
Me: -_-
Me: You know I meant, "Why are you texting me? I don't know you"
Unknown: Do you get weirded out by me????
Me: Eh
Me: Creeped out.
Unknown: Damn.
Unknown: What's your name?
Me: You could be a stalker/pervert/pedophile!!!!
Unknown: Fineeee. But no. I am an 18 year old guy.
Me: okay
Me: What's your name?
Unknown: No!

You ain't gonna tell me your name so, you won't know mine!!

Me: Fair.
Unknown:

Let's get to know each other!!

Me: Just not too personal questions..

Unknown: Fine.

Unknown: What state do you live in?

Me: ughhhh We'll say it at the same time

Unknown: Aight

Me: 1... 2... 3...

Unknown: Maryland

Me: Maryland

Unknown: wtf

Me: Same state

Unknown: Yeah

Me: So, how'd you meet this "Mary" girl?

Unknown: The bar

Me: Huh?

Unknown: I work at a bar

Me: Oh?

Unknown: As a waiter

Me: So she talked to you, then gave you MY account?

Unknown: Well, She was kinda cute.. And we began "flirting" and eventually she left me a "Tip" with a note

Unknown: This account

Unknown: Guess she doesn't like me after all

Me: Sorry dude

Me: You guys just weren't meant to be

Unknown: Yeah

Unknown: Hbu? Got any girl after you?

Me: N.. No

Unknown: C'mon Tell me!!

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