Danny DeVito The Frog, And The Hot Boyz 🔥

Danny DeVito the frog fanfic.

So one day Danny was at the food shop for some food cuz he needed some food and he saw some guy he thought jezz he hoooottt but the guy never saw him he cried WHY OH WHY!

I ran home to my depressing apparent, took of my jacket, and saw something in the window... It was the hoot guy, I blinked out of shock.. then he wasn't there anymore.

I made some tea and drew a bath, waiting for the water to heat,I sat and waited for the tub to fill I made some tea while I waited, when I came back in  the water was over filling I ran to turn the water off but slipped on the floor
I was really upset because I used my special bath bubbles. I sat on the floor and began to cry. Why am I so hot yet none of the hot dudes like me. I'm really hot. I picked myself up off the floor because I have hope cuz I believe I'm super hot and this man will love me, I went back to the store to see if he was still there. HE WAS. I ran up to him and told him dang your hot and then he said your not and kicked me in the thing I cried and cried he left meh I was  gonna drink the pain away but my friend sent  a pic of he's dad and he was soooooo hhhhhooooootttt like jezz I texted hi
He responded "bruh, it's Saturday. Saturday is for the boyz. Go and move to Tallahassee"

I sent a reply "This is why straight men are so unattractive! I'm gonna go cry, and drink my pain away with tea 😡"

After this I went to the mall to clear my troubles it's technically closed but I'm a master break in artist so I snuck in, I go to my favorite shop Victoria secret, and pick myself a pair of pretty pantys I also grab some perfume and magazine from some other shops. As I head to the food court I notice another person i
That I realized was also really hot. This could be my chance to start a new. I went over to him, but accidently out of habit I kicked him in the balls. It was a real big accident. I apologized over and over but all he said was "this is why ducks are freaking stupid" and he just repeated it over and over. kinda freaked me out. But then he kissed me. It was rich and deep and as he pulled away he muttered quietly in
Sooo you can probably tell I meet a lot of hot men Soo we were making out it was fun and then his Phone was ringing and it said girlfriend wait What he has a girlfriend ooof I kicked him and lift him there then put on my new panties in the bathroom.
I feel like a whole new Danny DeVito.

I leave the mall and go to the club, driving on My moped, it was old and was missing a mirror, but it was my prized possession.