𝗕𝗘𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦. haikyuu & bnha | uc

𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏

a/n:

so um if you look back on "five" i changed nishi and yamaguchi's pairing. yamaguchi is now paired with kaminari and nishi is with kiri. i realized how more accurate their personalities are so like- jssjsj. anygays, let's gettit.

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"ALRIGHT WE NEED TO TALK!" everyone sad in unison, their voices echoing through the gym.

"I COULDN'T SLEEP WHILE BAKUGOU WAS SLEEP-CURSING! WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?!" tanaka shouted and pointed to his totally visible eye bags.

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"you stinky wench i will fucking yeet you to germany and deliver a fucking knuckle sandwich to your piss infested face." bakugou grumbled rather loudly as he slept on the floor with the futon tanaka offered him.

tanaka stared at the ceiling with his eyes wide open and his head close to exploding.

"that is the 18th sentence he's said in his sleep." tanaka said quietly as he took a peek at the sleeping porcupine. he was basically gritting his teeth in his sleep.

tanaka tried multiple attempts to put himself to sleep, watching a show on his phone, wearing earbuds to tune out the noise and even exercising. and yet he still couldn't put himself to sleep.

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"come on, i'm sure he wasn't that bad." sugawara assured.

tanaka pointed to bakugo who threw a ball to the wall and deflated. "kacchan, that's the 3rd one!" izuku exclaimed.

"okay maybe he is a tad bit bad." sugawara added.

"how about you, coach? were there any problems with you and aizawa?" daichi asked ukai.

"only one, really." ukai rubbed his temples thinking about what happened.

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"do you have a sleeping bag?" aizawa said, stepping in ukai's house. ukai cocked an eyebrow at the scruffy male, "no?" 

aizawa stiffened. he (unfortunately) didn't get the chance to bring his favorite yellow sleeping bag for his unexpected trip to another dimension.

aizawa sighed. "well, a blanket maybe?" 

ukai tossed a blue blanket to him and aizawa wrapped it around him, making sure all parts were covered ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) okay i shall perish-)

then he dropped to the floor.

"holY MONTANA ARE YOU-"

"shush, i'm trying not to lose my sanity here." aizawa shushed him and curled into a ball.

ukai blinked. then he looked around. he was currently rolled up in ukai's guest blankets, in the middle of the living area, and now sound asleep like nothing weird happened just earlier today.

"what are these guys on"

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"luckyyyyy" tanaka groaned.

"well, kirishima wouldn't stop talking about manliness and all." noya sighed and yawned a bit.

"bUt iTs CooL i drINk rEsPecT wAmeN jUiCe fOr bReAkfAst" he mocked kirishima.

"bUT IT'S TRUE!" kirishima screamed from the other side of the gym. yamagucci let out a small laugh. "well, kaminari was...okay. he didn't really have any problems. anD HE'S SO RELATABLE!"

"i can sense that." daichi chuckled.

"how about you daichi-san?" tanaka asked, yawning mid-sentence.

"iIDA WON'T STOP DOING THAT KARATE CHOP THINGY WITH HIS THICC HAND!"

the circle fell quiet.

the boys looked at the blueberry at the other side of the court, who was currently wearing one of daichi's sweaters and sweat pants, (iMAGINE IIDA WITH SWEATPANTS I'M-) chopping his hands in the air.

"well, his hands are thicc tho-"

"please put the k back in thick, it's 2020." ukai rubbed his temples.

"bUt hIS HANDS ARE THIKC." tanaka exclaimed (hoW tf dId he say that-)

"nO. well yes but thAts nOt tHe pRobLem hEre." daichi said.

"admit it daichi, his hands ARE thicc." sugawara nudged him.

"suga no-"

"gotta admit that too." tsukishima spoke.

"tSuKkI."

"this is not going to end well."

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a/n:

GUESS WHO FINALLY UPDATED WAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGA