Bizarre

Al Green

Oh that's the good shit... you inhale and breathe life! Depending on the strain, it comes with some good energy, you know? Shit we absolutely adore. Our state of mind just goes away from everything. Tea is best drunk during winter, the fuck you think I'm talking about?

"You smoke MJ?" Asked Monica," 'cuz I need me some right now..."
Ei did smoke weed, twice a week or once a month. It was never more than that, hard to say why. He got the kush from the wardrobe, some rolls and gar-rick and got to work.

"You know how to roll too? That's awesome! Can you teach me?" She asked, he shrugged.

Simple stuff, first he got the rolling paper and the filter (gar-rick) out, then he rolls the filter up, puts it at the left edge of the paper, place some kush within, roll into a cone of preferable size (medium, large, small) depending on quantity, then seals it up with a lick on... well... part you must lick, then, close of the tip by rolling it up too and voila! A joint.

"I think I got it!" understood Monica.
Ei gave her the joint, as if to do the honors with the lighter. "The pleasure is all mine..." then there was a spark of  joy, a bright burn and clouds on the roof.

"I know a good song to play for this!" She got up, went to the Bluetooth speaker by the Tv and I'm still in love with you by Al Green is playing.

"It really lets me feel at ease..." relaxed Monica. Ei took a puff as well "I get you, plus, I know a good remix of this song by one of my... oh shit this hit... one of my favorite DJs..." exhaled Ei.

"What's his name...?"

"Tall Black Guy... he's so fucking cool... wanna hear it?"

"Uhm... sure, why not?"

"Cool hold on..." raced Ei to play the song the BTS. Al Green's Dream is playing now.

"Ooh I like the way it starts..! It's nice and smooth, the tone is a bit lower than the original one but I like this remix... it's dope..." concludes Monica

"Yeah..." exhaled Ei.

As you know, when people get high... they get around, talk for a bit, sense each other's lives and then...

"Can I sit next to you?" Asked Monica

"Sure... sure sit... wherever you like."

"Dude, you high as fuck..."

"What..? Pfffft... nah. I'm getting there though..."

"Fine!" She sits on his lap.

"This is not... next to me..."

"You said wherever I like... so I'm sitting where I like..."

"O..Kay..." exhaled Ei "Here..." he passes the J.

"You know, in my previous relationship, the beginning was very much like this... so chill, lovely, relaxed, you know?"

"Awe..." There it is, the infamous word! Ei only uses it when he's comfortable with someone or high! Like this very moment!

"Then what happened?" Asked Ei.

"I didn't want to think that... we were drifting apart. I thought I could make this work for as long as I live but... 5 years and he just... wasn't doing his part I guess..." exhaled Monica.

"Wait, what do you mean 'his part', like you were the only one putting effort or some shit?"

"Yeah... it started dwindling after 3 years together... he wouldn't be as affectionate anymore, barely called me, most time he'd avoid me and then... friends of ours started seeing him with other girls and I didn't want to believe it...." whimpered Monica.

"I didn't want to take their word until I heard it from him myself... and he said yes... that was the first time he cheated on me and I was a fucking imbecile for letting him back and then he... he fucking did it again..." Monica's rain began.

Ei held her pain close to him, the empathy was there and so was the closure.

"I know that pain all too well... it's basically been all my life. When I met Lori, I was walking aimlessly. Everything was distant and faces were grey... since everyone saw me as some kind of weirdo. Maybe it was because I was chubby but... she had me believe I could change for the better and honestly... it was working, until that shit happened and I couldn't help but ask myself... Am I not enough?" This is the most Ei has spoken in his life.

"I guess we rock the same boat Ei, it's a wild ride..." exhaled Monica.

"Yeah... the wildest of them all..." said Ei.

"Joints finished... wanna roll another one?"

"Nah... I kinda just wanna chill and maybe watch some Tv."

"Got Netflix?"

"Yeah, what do you have in mind?"

"Avatar... the bending stuff one"

"Sure, let me get the remote first..."

He opens his legs and she falls in between. Excalibur awakens.

"Is that? I feel it pressing my ass"
Alerted Monica

"You pushes into me and... it's a side-effect if the weed on me".

"Really?"

"Yeah..."

"Let's get started with Avatar..."

They didn't watch Avatar, you can guess what happened. Sometimes the Cupid comes in the form of a green bag full of sweet, sweet loving... and Netflix and chill.

Fuck it, even if I'm the narrator I can smoke one too right? Can't be living on tea all the time to calm me down, so I'll need something strong to ignore those two's noises. What strain did they smoke? Lemme have some- Eurgh! Uegh! Jesus... This some hectic shit! Fuck! Y'all have fun, imma try to finish this joint and sleep until tomorrow's tomorrow, ya feel me? Shit I think I'm hit already... I think I need to brush my teeth.

—-Intermission—-

Due to technical difficulties, the narrator will return in the next chapter with more entertainment, until then, please listen to Tall Black Guy productions anywhere, especially Al Green's Dream.

Stay tuned for more.

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