Danganronpa: The Ultimate Enigma

I Can't Translate The Weeb Shit [2]

"Oh, great. Damn bear. As if he weren't taxing the enough, he has to suck all the fun out of this round." Byakuya said making me click my tongue. "Thanks for the buzzkill." Genocider Sho said peeking over Byakuya and I's shoulders.

"I believe we'd all appreciate if the pair of you reign in your callousness just a smidge." Celestia retorted. "I'm in no mood to be delicate. I've wasted enough mental energy on this farce as it is." Byakuya countered.

"Yasuhiro, odd final words." Sakura started. "No that's quite telling. That's Hagakure's first name." Celestia said making me give a smirk. "Very we'll all summed up. Hagakure dons a ridiculous costume, attacks you, then kills these two before playing hide-and-seek with their remains for reasons best known to himself. Case closed. Let's get him." Byakuya explained, falsely albeit.

"You guys are so simple minded." I mumbled so no one could hear me but Sho leaned in my face with a glare. I turned away before feeling her look away.

"What about the other one? Kirigiri is still missing, right? We can only assume she was his accomplice." Sakura asked. "A rather fruitless venture to involve herself in. Only the actual killer is eligible to graduate. Unless she herself struck these fellows down." Celestia added. "The girl gets a great big ol' goose egg!" Sho shouted with a laugh. "Granted this has all the benchmarks of an open and shut case. However, I still think a thorough investigation is called for." Celestia continued.

"Now your speaking my language. You guys are giving me a headache with how false you are." I said face palming, and walking to the door. "Before I do what I do best, I'm gonna go look for the two... 'suspects'." I said putting air quotes around suspects. "We move." I added before leaving, the others going their own way.

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• Commence the Investigation! •

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I was walking through the school in an aimless wonder. I opened the door to a random abandoned classroom with a groan.

Nothing.

"Where did babygirl go?" I said placing my hand on my chin. "And Sea Urchin, too." I said rolling my eyes.

Suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder making me jump. I swiftly turned around jumped back before seeing Kirigiri.

"Le Gasp! You're okay!" I said hugging her. "Get off." She said shoving her hand in my face. "What's up, buttercup? Where've ya' been?" I asked before she picked me up by my hood. "Bring everyone to the pool." Kirigiri 'answered' before dropping me. "I hope I'm gonna see what I think I'll see." I said nodding and sprinting off.

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We were now at the pool and I'm utterly disappointed.

My day's been ruined. Ain't no girl here in a swimsuit. Fuck this.

"Well, were all waiting for an explanation!" Byakuya demanded of Kirigiri. Kirigiri stayed silent and stared at him with a straight face. "Out with it! This is no time to play coy! Why are we here?!" Byakuya pressed before Kirigiri turned to a locker behind her.

"This." She said opening said locker. Inside was the Justice-Robo suit.

"Robocide." I whispered before being elbowed in the side by Kirigiri.