Sincerely Three Oneshots

Connor Is Not Spider-Man

Forgive my absence. I've been working on Heterosexuality Is A Social Construct (Sincerely Three btw) and I've been reading a lot of fic for a book we're reading at school. Again... but we heere we queer and its gay bois time.

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Connor wasn't scared of anything. Or at least that's what he'd like you to believe. There was really only one thing he was truly scared of. And that was the eight-legged creepy-crawly pest known as a spider. Yes, you heard that right.

Connor fucking Murphy is scared of spiders.

We don't talk about that though. Except when Connor is trying to make himself a sandwhich and there's a heccing spider just vibing on the counter. So now he's standing there, pressed up against the fridge, staring in sheer terrior at the spider.

"Babe, did you do the dishes?" Jared rolled up around the corner to see Connor in a staredown with a spider looking completly terrrified. "Con what are you doing?" 

"Sp-spider..."

"Honey are you scared of spiders?"

"Yes. Please. Just do something."

"Hold on lemme get Evan."

"Ok." Connor kept his eyes on the spider like he has been for however long he's been standing there. 

Jared walked to their bedroom. "Hey Ev?"

"What?"

"So Connor's scared of spiders and he's like pinned up against the fridge. You're better with these sorta things than I am so like."

Evan followed Jared to the kitchen where, yeah you guessed it. Connor was still having a staring contest with the spider.

Evan and Jared stared at Connor sympatetically. He grabbed a cup and a peice of paper and carried the spider out of the kitchen, relasing it onto the front steps. 

After Evan took the spider out of the kitchen Connor relaxed. "Fucking spiders Jare. They freak me out."

Jared shook his head. "Connie, how long have you been standing there?"

"Umm... I dunno." Connor glanced at the gound. "But spider."

"My god. This is why I love you."

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idk this coulda been better. not feeling it