"I Kicked the Bucket Yet I'm Still Alive?"

Ch 1

      The afterlife such a dark place. A warm dark place. I feel at ease. Wait, this doesn't feel like the afterlife. How do I know what the afterlife is like? Was I there?

      Okay, that is a question for later. I should focus on my situation first. I appear to be in a dark warm place and I feel nice also cozy. It also appears that I am weightless. Almost like I'm floating. I can't tell where which way is up or down. Neither, my right or left. This place is very confusing.

      Hmmmm, there appears to be a otherworldly sound or maybe a muffled sound. It appears to be singing? Or is it humming? Whatever it is, I feel tired. I need sleep so I shall sleep and gain my required sleep.

Time skip:
      The humming from outside has been getting more clearer. Like I can hear them better. I'm not complaining. The humming is beautiful and lovely. I just find it suspicious that the sound is getting closer. Maybe......it's trying to tell me something? That can't be. If it was, what?

Time skip:
      "My child. My sweet child. I wonder what Kami decided to give me. A boy or a girl? A handsome son? A beautiful girl? Oh, what a mystery they are. It doesn't matter to me. A boy or girl. I'll love them as my own, for they are mine to love and care for."

      Who is that? Whoever they are. I can hear them. I hear her. How do I know they are a woman? Their voice gives them away. Their voice is slightly muffled but I can hear them. Every time I hear them. They sound....I can't place it but they sound nice. Like they love me. You know. Like they love me for me. She loves me. She doesn't care who I am. I can tell. I can tell they would love no matter what....she accepts me........

Time skip:
      Day 57.......I have been stuck in this dark domain. No water and food for a long time. It's quite moist and warm but I see no exits....will I ever get out? Who knows...requesting back up. I repeat back up!...............there is nothing to dooooo!!

      Yeah that's just me messing around. Like nothing to do! That's not even the right amount of days. You can't even tell time in the dark domain. There's no light. It's just dark. I also found out I do not need nutrients and water because I am neither hungry nor thirsty. For real, I've been here long enough that I found it strange.

      There's also the woman's voice that hums to me every once and a while. I later found out that this woman's voice is my mother and I am experiencing the process of life. And by that, I am in the womb. Yup. Childbirth is going to suck. For both my mom and I......hurray.

Time skip:
      "There once was a brave ninja. This ninja wasn't always brave. He was once a coward. Well others called him a coward for always avoiding trouble and complications. To me, I always thought the ninja to be smart. Why? Sometimes those who run are able to live longer. Those who live longer are able to see their love ones again. I'm not saying running is okay. You just have to know when. The brave ninja always knew when to run and because he knew. He was able to help his village. As you can see he ran. He ran to warn his village of the dangers of an army approaching and he's comrades were to thick skull to give in.

      So when they were ambushed they were to stubborn to give in and warn the village. So when he ran....they called him a coward. He wasn't a coward. And the village knew that. When he arrived through those gates. He shouted and made sure everyone knew. They had time to evacuate. They had time to gather their forces. So when the army came....they were ready. The brave ninja was not a coward. No he was a hero. And he saved everyone."

      That...that was interesting. There was one question that was stuck in my mind. Did he basically abandoned he's comrade for the village? Was that alright? I mean...they were mean and he saved many lives....so I guess it's okay?