The Luck of The Irish: Niall X Reader

"NIALLLL," I yell, and he disappeared. I woke up, it was just a dream. I put my black leggings and 1d t-shirt on and run down the stairs. I WAS LATE FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SEVENTH GRADE!!!!

My mom slapped me across the face, "stupid hoe -_- eat ur cereal." "We ran out of milk so I pissed in it!"

Moms can be so quirky sometimes.

As I was walking to school bc my stupid idiot mom wouldnt drive me (smfh(shaking my freaking head)) I put my headphones in. It's so loud in my ears, I can feel my eardrums bleeding. But I don't care, as long as it's One Direction making my ears bleed I'm okay. It was "Olivia" my favorite song of theirs... no... my name isn't Olivia I just relate to it. They sing about love and I know they would gangbang me given the chance. I'm only 13 but they can't wait to tap this I just know.

I can picture it now, Harry taking off his button up while Niall is jerking off in the corner. Liam and that ugly whore Zayn are kissing in the other corner because they're turned on by my underage titties. Louis, that fag, is staring longingly at Harry -_- HE'S all mine hoe. If he has time to stare at Harry he has time to mash his tongue into my quivering hole :/ .

For the first period of the day I have history, my favorite class because that's also the name of one of my favorite 1d songs. But everything I learn there is useless, I wanna learn what Harry's tonsils taste like.

I basically sleep through the rest of the day, skipping lunch because I need to be skinny for when I meet Harry. My stupid ass hoe ass bitch ass elephant built ass motherly unit won't drive me home so I suck the dick of this cute ass homeless man for bus fare. If I close my eyes I can pretend he's Niall Horan's rat lookin ass.

I walked home from the bus stop dreaming about what my life would be if the boys would notice me.

I'm pulled out of my daydream when I bump into some random guy. "Damn idiot watch where you're going..." I think to myself before looking up. That blond hair... the leprechaun face.. Is this... NIALL HORAN???

What the fuck is he doing in the U.S??!?!?

"NIALL HORAN OH MY GOD!" I scream, because clearly a celeb like him will fall head over heels for a thirteen year old girl who wears Justice leggings and still collects Pillow Pets.

"YEAUH YEAUH!! Singing challenge!" Niall turns to me, smirking. I look down at his crotch and he's hard. Weird pedo... "If I win, I get to cannibalize you. If you win, I'll show you a cool trick!"

"Uhh.. okay?" I look at him weirdly. Niall Horan standing in front of me, dick hard as a rock, threatening to cannibalize me?? I can barely believe it, but this is obviously happening because there's no way in hell this is a dream. I punch myself in the face to make sure. It hurts a shit ton, but I'm not dreaming.

"Yeauh yeah...." I start. I'm clearly going to lose. I mean, I know the 1D managers turn off Niall's mic when they perform because his voice is actual dog shit but I still don't stand a chance.

"Yeah yeah •~•"

I'm in utter disbelief... all those hours singing riptide paid off!!! I WON HDHSBWHDUDUHWBS!!!!!! He will show me his cool trick ;).

"Okay you beat me fair and square," he says as his member somehow engorges further.This rat whore is packin oh my lord... Kinda reminds me of the homeless man I sucked off like twenty minutes ago.

"I will show you my leprechaun magic :)"

He shrinks to the size of a mere earthworm. I wanna shove him in my ushy gushy pussy so he can take a lookie so bad. "N-niall? What are you doing?? You're gonna get stepped on and die!! (not that i care, he's literally so ugly oh my god)"

"Don't worry kitten, ;) Daddy knows what he's doing." Niall smiles as he starts crawling up my leg. His tiny body moves so fast, but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. He looks even more like a leprechaun this way.

When he reaches my face, he pokes me in my eye. What the fuck was that for? He starts climbing sideways until he reaches my ear.

While he's in there, I feel like I can hear clapping noises. What is he doing? Suddenly he moans.

"N-niall?" I ask. "Are you okay?" What the hell is he up to in there?

He is repeatedly orgasming in there and my ear canal is filling up with goo and the blood from earlier.

"GET OUT!" I scream, but he is in there.