Dull's POV
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Yes! Yasss!
It is finally complete! The ultimate cake!
I was looking around the hotel when I suddenly came across the kitchen, and woah, things went down.
I turned around to add some touch ups, but when I turned back....
My cake was gone.....
I seethed in anger, I pulled out a deck of cards, and then started to shuffle them, one card came out, and it turned into a portal.
I knew exactly who stole my damned cake!
Valentino's POV
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I hired some men to steal Jester's cake, it was simply too good, I must have it again!
My men knocked on the door and let themselves in, and then they placed the divine cake in the middle of the table where Vox and Velvet was sitting on the opposite side of.
I licked my lips, but then suddenly a portal opened in the middle of the room...
Valnetino: Ah crap....
A boy came out with freakin tons of cars flying around him.
Dull: Val! I told you for the 56th time! Stop stealing my cakes dammit!
Valentino: But I can't help it Dully boy~ it's just too good~
Dull's POV
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Hoho, this little moth is about to be fried....literally.
I snapped my finger, and a whole tub of oil appeared from one of my cards.
I snapped it again, for a gigantic pan to appear, I then snapped my fingers yet again, making an egg the size of a person appear.
I smiled maliciously at Valnetino, who was sweating bullets. I made my cards capture him, and I held him in place.
Valnetino: Wait! We can talk about this! I don't wanna be fried yet! Vox, Vel! Help dammit!
Vox shrugged, while Velvet giggled,
Valentino: Traitors!
I poured in the oil and then placed Val in...
Ahh the screams....
I then cracked the big egg, and then covered Val completely with egg.
I waited for awhile, then flipped my egg over, then flipped it again. Once it was all cooked, I added some pepper and BAM!
Fried Val Sunnyside! Hahaha!
I then sat down on his couch, and began to dine on my delicious cake.
Vox: Can we have some?
I nodded and Velvet cheered, Val suddenly came bursting out the egg yolk and said.
Valentino: How come they get to eat cake?!
I simply said,
Dull: Because they ask, not steal.
We began eating the cake, while leaving Val to starve while watching us eat the best cake in all of hell.
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The Jester of Hell (Hazbin Hotel X Male OC)
FanficDull had always been a good kid, he would play magic tricks for his neighbours next door, he would make things that you thought were impossible, possible. A bright and cheery kid, living in a normal town with a not so normal family. Abuse and Neglec...
