Being overated with, LOGICALITY!

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I hate this ship.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I will say it a million times-
I h a t e it.

Now lemme get this clear I don't hate anyone for shipping it no no no.
See I hate it because here's how it goes.
It always goes one of two ways

'Robo man is big no feelings and yes yes no feel make people's sad, but here's comes sunshine bottom/top pants. Here to make unfeeling man f e e l. Now suddenly unfeeling man HAS ALL THE FEELINGS-'

O r-

'Man who cries all the time in secret and who is probably a bottom, because the emotional ones have to be bottom right? Meets goody two shoes who spoils him with love. And he can cri and be completely out of character all he wants.'

I just can't with this ship, it's so predictable it hurts. And I've never liked it.
Not even back in my 'I'm a toxic Prinxiety shipper' Faze. Cause yes I had one of those.

I'm sick and tired of seeing this ship.

I see it everywhere.
You know what I need. Emotional top Patton.

SAY IT WITH ME,
TOPS CAN WEAR DRESSES.
TOPS CAN CRY.
TOPS CAN BE SHORT.
TOPS CAN BE TALL.

BOTTOMS DON'T HAVE TO BE THE SHORTEST.
BOTTOMS CAN BE TALL.
BOTTOMS CAN BE STRONG EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS SHORT DOESN'T MAKE THEM BOTTOM.

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