*SpongeBob narrator voice (AGAIN)*
ThE nExT dAy!
"For god's sake why didn't you turn off your alarm Roseanne?!" She yelled at herself.
"Oh wait.It's not the alarm. Jennie's calling.But why at 5:30 in the morning.
*On the phone*
Roseanne Jennie
"Hey babe! What's up?"
"Hey Sorry for calling at this hour."
"No probs!"
"Just wanted to ask if you wanted to
go shopping. With the girls.""Sure but why all of a sudden?"
"For the party."
"What party? O- oh the farewell party. But I was gonna wear the dress my grandparents gave me for my 21st birthday."
"Oh yeah! That dress looks slick on
you.But you gon have to dye your
hair.""Oh come on!"
"Too late.I already made an
appointment in the salon. Pick you
up at 10.""Alright then.."
"HEY JEN DID YOU SEE MY BOXERS?"
"It's on the counch Yoongi!"
"NO THE BLACK ONE!"
"I don't know then!"
"Wow! Yoongi is up at like 5 in the morning?!"
"I'm also a bit confused. Anyways
be ready at by 10. K?""K!"
End of phone call
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"OMG! You were so damn good! Are you a professional?" The random chick asked.
"Nah! Your my first." Jimin said.
"Really?! Hey wanna go out for dinner sometime?" Again the random chick asked.
"I- uh.. Holy Lord Jesus Christ! Look at the time.I gonna be late for my business trip. Sorry darling!" Jimin pecked her cheeks and ran out of the bar leaving her completely confused.
"Phew!" Jimin was panting.
"Huh? Oh Taehyung's calling."
*On the phone*
Jimin Taehyung
"Yo what's up?"
"Nothing much just wanted to ask if
you wanted to come shopping with
us?""Why tho-?"
"For your dad's farewell party."
"Oh yeah sure I'll come."
"Great! The mall at 10.
"Ok!"
End of phone call
Man! Guess I do need a new sweater.Especially after "She" splashed beer all over it.Also it's more ruined by that chick's c°u°*#m.
(Hahaha! Ah sorry forgive me.Im just too uncomfortable with these words.Even in the actual writing I wrote it just like that.Don't bealive me.Well here's the proof
Mind the awful handwriting.IM LEFT HANDED OK?! My mom told me to practice writing with also my right hand. Just in case Injure my hand. That's why. Also like I said my younger sister completely ripped the whole notebook.AND THIS IS PROBABLY THE LEAST RUINED PAGE! Guess that made sense.She was 6 back then.And I actually named the book "Personal Secretary" Buuuuuuut I eventually changed it to "Her".And not all the lines in this book are the direct copy cats of the original one.)
433 words
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