"So what exactly happened at the mall?" Lisa was curious.
"Really Lisa?!" Roseanne seemed a bit annoyed.
"Oh.. Just asking." Lisa said.
"(Sigh) Why does he do this?" Roseanne said.
"Do what? O-oooooh. Well he used to tell us this tale named " The Park Family Curse". Lisa said.
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"And now the true tale of "The Park Family Curse"! Jimin said.
"Oh God!" Yoongi sighed.
"Moscow 1807
(Russian accent)
"What a beautiful night at the opera!
Wouldn't you agree comerade Jiminovski?" Jimin's gay white brother (Don't take it seriously! I just copied the "Stinson Family Curse" but changed the names so it isn't ovious.)
Mike said.
"I would agree comerade Mikesokov." Jiminovski said.
"But you what made it truly wonderful? Being here with my wife.
The beet in my Borsoht.The fur on my hat.The only person I've ever been attracted to.Ever." Jiminovski said.
"I feel the same way about Harry.My plutonic friend from work." Mikesokov said.
(Clattering)
"Is it just me, or did that feel like we hit an old gypsy woman." Jiminovski said.
"Yep! old gypsy woman" Jiminovski said.
"Good call Jiminovski! Oh well.. she's just a peasant. HOME YAAKOV!" Mikesokov said.
"Hold on! She's saying something." Jiminovski said.
"(Low,Deep moan) Hornier!" Old gypsy woman said pointing at Jiminovski.
"Hornier!" She Again said but pointing at Mikesokov.
"Hornier?! (Grasps) Sonobovich!" Jiminovski said.
"Did she just put a curse on us?!" Jiminovski asked.
"Eh! Nonsense brother. Let's go Yaakov. Yaakov?" Mikesokov saw Yaakov shirtless, standing in front of him
"Homina! Homonavich! mm! Yaakov I could climb you like a Kremlin wall...
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!" Mikesokov was confused.
"Don't you see, your getting Hornier, brother. Just like the gypsy woman said. Oh Hello! there!" Jiminovski saw the old gypsy woman turned into a hot woman.
"Ever had a white russian?" Jiminovski winked as he started to play a guitar.
"For the next 211 years. Every male member of the Park family was inflicted by the gypsy's curse. An unquenchable thirst for booty.That no commitment relationship could even satisfy."Jimin said.
"So that's why you won't marry anyone?" Jungkook asked.
"No! Untill my brother Mike will marry Kirk and break the spell forever." Jimin said.
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"That's literally "Stinson Family Curse" converted into " The Park Family Curse"!!" Roseanne said.
"I dunnooooooo!" Lisa said.
"Ehem! If you guys are done with the "Park family Curse" please come. The orders are here." Jungkook said from the outside.
"How long have you been here?!" Both Lisa and Roseanne asked.
"Umm.. 5 minutes-ish " Jungkook said.
"Were coming!" Lisa said.
"Ok!" Jungkook left.
"I didn't knew that Jungkook was.."
"Shut up shut up. Let's go" Lisa said as she left the restroom.
"(Scoffs) HuH! Couples!" Roseanne said.
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