Dangan Oneshots

Picnic Date (🐞X🎲)

Requested by 0umakokichi_official (OML IM SO SORRY I WAS INACTIVE FOR A WHILE AND COULDN'T DO THIS SOONER)

Gonta woke up and brushed his teeth. Gonta was sooo excited, but also very nervous. He somehow managed to stutter out a confession to the ultimate supreme leader. To his surprise the tiny liar said yes to a date. Gonta wanted to make sure Kokichi didn't feel uncomfortable or uneasy. He never did understand why the purple boy lied as much as he lied, but he sure did think the tiny guy was cute. He thought about all of this while splashing water on his face.

Kokichi woke up at the 5AM on the dot. Why? Just to fuck around. Y'Know. Prank and scare people. His favorite victim... Kaito Momota. So he showered, got dressed, brushed his teeth, and drank a Panta. He didn't care about the taste of toothpaste and fruit mixing together. Like a monster. But after he finished his daily routine, he went to Kaito's room and ding dong ditched 3 times before Kaito realized that Kokichibwas pranking him and chased the short guy down the down the stairs and corridor. Kokichi hid behind a curtain and once Kaito ran past he booked for Rantaro's room. Once there he knocked on the door EXACTLY 5 TIMES. It was a secret knock they had. Rantaro instantly knew it was Kokichi and opened the door and softly smiling.
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Gonta grabbed a black and white checkered blanket that reminded him of Kokichi and ran out of his room. Gonta had asked Kirumi to make a picnic basket and the ultimate maid happily obliged. He ran to the dining area where the picnic basket was and read the note that Kirumi had left. 'I have to go and take care of other matters and request. Take care and please don't hurt Kokichi.' Gonta thanked the note then put the little note in his pocket. Grabbing the picnic basket he ran off.

Kokichi left Rantaro's room with high confidence and happiness. He hopped along the corridor and to his next destination, which was his date with the bug enthusiast. He thought Gonta was a pretty good guy and very nice. He kept thinking of his hotify playlist and the song 'Carousel by Melanie Martinez'. He just loved the song and there was no exact reason to why. He just thought he could relate to it.

When Gonta arrived he laid out the blanket and put the basket down. Kokichi arrived not long after. "HEYY BUG BOY!!" he yelled. Gonta smiled and waved,"Hello Kokichi!" Kokichi sat down. "So what're we doing?" The grape fanatic asked. "Gonta was thinking that we could eat a picnic!"
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Kokichi and Gonta lay on the blanket after eating finger sandwiches that Kirumi made. They watched the evening sky and move around and phase. The cuddled under sunset.

THE END

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I really didn't know how to end this...-