Badboi likes da nerd O.em.Jayyy dats totes kewl [A Parody Story]

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Arthr not - Hiiii guyz I hit 50 reds omg hu r u guys hahaha??! Thanks I didnt cut today :) my fav quote BTW:

'She olwayz criod 2 sleep @ nite becuz she was hurt in DA yolo ocean dronin hurself in za waterz becuz her sweg lyf waz nu lunger sweggie enuff. She was suffrin.'
- Frenk hooliganidioté, 'DA chroniklez of loafing sum1'

His voice was lyk ice melting frum DA mountains into glaciers becuz ov global warmim, becuz he be so hawt.

Jessi no Noe haw 2 response so she no say anythin 4 a while den jamez strefighter snapes his fingers n she snapes out of trans.

'Hay, I asked if u was OK?!'

'Huh? Ugh bugh whaa? Oh oh yeah I'm k'

Jamez steefighter feels bud becuz swag n says, "' I sorry. I no meanings to hitz u I rally srry . I just do it becuz society tells me too'

Jessi waz abt to response butt a girl with nurdy glasses like jessis wulks out of a stall n says, 'Um society doesn't tell any guy to hit non good looking kids of a school, and she's not even unfortunate looking, she has blue eyes for God's sake.'wid det she wuks out of buthrum n jamez screams, 'STILL A BUTTR LOAF STORY DAN TWILIGHT"

'I'll kill hur latr' jamez say two secs latur

' anywhay I forgive oh jamez DA guy hu beat the shit out of me three days ago n I went into coma fr 3 hourz but I forgive you becuz ur hot n u mek mistakes becuz hot ppl I mean humans du det'

'Fenks Jessi, but I Ned's favourz'.

'Wut favur ? N why?

'I need u 2 not tuk 2 me in front ov oda ppl, becaz yolo son'.

Jessi hurt breaks n she go home later becuz skul finished in the three sec convo dey has.

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I thot of a ship name!!!!! Jeja! :Dddd because jamez and Jessi lullzz vot plzzzz or I cuts
Bye  monkey muffins!!