Once upon a time there lived a man named Tim. Tim was an odd fellow; every day on his way to work Tim would stop by the pet store to see the bunny rabbits and the spotted chameleons. Every day as he opened the pet store door he would walk in and yell “Hi, my name is Tim.” And as he would leave everyone would shout back “Goodbye Tim.” Then after he left the pet store he would go to the barber shop; and as he opened the door he would shout “Hi Barbra, my name is Tim.” And she would shout back “Tim! My name is not Barbra!” and then Tim would leave and head to work where he would build fish tanks.
But one day Tim woke up and he could not remember his name, so he thought maybe my name is Jim, or maybe my name is Limb, of maybe my name is Kim. But that morning as he got closer and closer to the pet store he still could not remember his name, so he walked in and said “Hi, my name is… Jilamimb?” and when he was done looking at the bunny rabbits and the spotted chameleons he walked out the door and everyone shouted “Goodbye Jilamimb.” And this made Tim more confused was his name really Jilamimb? Then as he walked into the barber shop he shouted “Hi Barbra, my name is Jilamimb.” She shouted back “Your name is not Jilamimb, it is Tim! And my name is not Barbra!” Then Tim said “Oh yeah, my name is Tim. Thanks Barbra.”
So Tim lived happily ever after building fish tanks and calling himself Tim.
THE END.
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Potato Salad
HumorPotato Salad is a bunch of short unfinished stories I wrote a wile back. If there is a story you really like let me know and I might wright more of that one. Most of them are kind of stupid, but that's how I roll. Anyways I hope you enjoy!!! :D
