It started off as a normal morning. Kiibo "woke up", and "stretched". He got up and went to.. well.. grease up his limbs.
He then noticed he suddenly felt like a bunch of bugs were crawling on his metallic scalp. It was an itchiness, he was sure, because hugs infact do not crawl on scalps. He scratched his head (somehow) and then noticed something when he put his hand down.
A dead lice corpse stuck to his hand. He quickly ran to the mega PC and started typing as fast as his disgusting lice hands could.
"SCALP BUGS" He typed frantically. He cane of with a conclusion.
"I have LICE? Who could've done this?"
Turns out Kokichi had lice like, a week ago. But he didn't know that.
"Well.." he looked in the mirror. "They seem cute enough. I think I'll accept them into my care!" He picked one out of his hair and tried to pet it. He then fed it a strand of hair.
"You and your siblings will live fine in my ... head of.. head of hair.. bed of hair. Yeah! Home of hair. You'll receive the most excellent care! Enjoy!"
He did things like watched Tv with his lice, named his lice, sewed them all collars, Researched their birthdays on the web and put them on a calendar, took them swimming, and whatnot!
When he headed to bed, he patted his head and then lied down. "Goodnight Little Lice.. I'll see you in the morning!~" He then "slept."
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Kiibo and His Lice
FanfictionSo Basically Kiibo wakes up with lice and he accepts them as his pets. Yes this will have multiple chapters. Kiibo loves all of the lice equally. and tell Plushie to never utter the words "lice Kiibo" again
