Kiibo woke up and counted the lice in his head
"Everyone's here! Let's get you some food."
He made a bowl of liquidated metal and put the lice in it so they could eat. He then decided to try something.
Maybe I can.. possibly eat... huh.. he thought.
He tried slurping a bit of metal and felt fine, like a humans feasting!
He then got a sudden urge.
To eat a louse.
I mean, people ate bugs all the time! And he knew they would perish eventually..
He picked up a Louse named Mary-Nee.
"I'm sorry, Mary-Nee."
He quickly ate her and he thought it was one of the best (and only) meals he ever tasted! He decided to also eat Mary-Fifi, Mary-Tre, and Mary-Att.
He rubbed his "stomach" and patted his head. "Sorry that you had to see that, my dear lice.. I am gettting ahead of myself. I love you all still!" His lice finished munching the metal, so he took them to get fitted for a name tag.
He used a magnifying glass to create the tiniest name tags, and used a tiny pin to pin them to the lice. He wasn't sure if it was harmless, but each louse was in very good health so he wasn't worried too much.
That took him about... 7 hours? (There are literally like 426 lice.) so it was about 4 PM.
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Kiibo and His Lice
FanfictionSo Basically Kiibo wakes up with lice and he accepts them as his pets. Yes this will have multiple chapters. Kiibo loves all of the lice equally. and tell Plushie to never utter the words "lice Kiibo" again
