Chapter 3: God Forbid I Ever Date Your Desperate Ass

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Izuku walked up to the metal door keeping him from the bar, of which the league resides. He took out his keys and regretted immediatelt coming here. He just stood shocked as he watch poor Kurogiri chugging whiskey by the gallons, while Shigaraki was chasing Toga because she stole 'Father' as he called it. Dabi was just sleeping in the corner, and Spinner arguing with Magne over the hero killer.

Izuku walked over to the crying Kurogiri and had to force the whiskey bottle away from him, which wasnt even opened. So Izuku took the courtesy to open it and drink it himself, as he was entertained by Shiggy and Toga.

"Give me that back you brat!"

"Not until you say please!!"

"Arghhh!"

"Looks like your having fun Shigaraki," Izuku spoke up towards the now neck-scratching man.

"Oh shut the fuck up."

Izuku took another swig of the whiskey before continuing.

"Anyways, wanna know what I've learned from U.A.?"

"Hit me."

Izuku proceeded to explain all of the staff's quirks and their weaknesses as well as every single students. He also made one special request for when they attack the school at the summer camp.

"There will be two students, one with purple hair with earjacks coming out of her ears, and another whos blonde with a lightning bolt in his hair. They are off limits for the league to kill, as they are to be kidnapped."

Shigaraki agreed to his terms and went back to drinking his apple juice, 'cus Kurogiri wouldnt give him bourbon.

(Time skip a couple days 'cus ur dear ol' author is lazy)

One Day Before The Training Camp

"So Midoriya-kun would you like to go somewhere after school with me?" Ochako practically begged the taller boy.

"Eh, I'm already doing somethin after school."

"Oh could I join you with it?"

Izuku sighed, " I dont really know, its a mission for Ashido."

"Ooh what'd she make you do?"

"Kyoka and Kaminari are apparently, going on a date later. Its my job to follow 'em and report what they do to Ashido."

Ochako asked again if she could come, and Izuku reluctantly agreed.

As class ended she eagerly followed Izuku outside. He walked for a bit in town, which Ochako thought was to try and find Kaminari and Jirou. She got a little suspicous when he turned down a dark alley.

"I can sense your unease, dont worry this is just a faster route."

That calmed Ochako a little bit, but she had a gut feeling to just turn and run. But she trusted Izuku with all her heart, so she ignored it.

Thats when he suddenly turned around and jammed something into her neck. Everything thing immediately got really blurry, and she was getting dizzy. The world was spinning around her head.

The last words she heard were, "God forbid I'd ever date your desperate ass."

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*ring ring, ring ri-*

"Hello?"

"Hey I need a pickup here, can't really go in public with this cargo. I'll text you the coordinates."

"Right away, young master."

And with that Izuku hung up the phone. He proceeded to text Kurogiri the coordinates. A warpgate appeared infront of him, and he dragged the unconcious girl through, and realized the League were a bunch of children. Kurogiri was there watching Black Butler on his phone, seemingly oblivious to the horror next to him.

Toga just stabbed Shigaraki in the shoulder, which pissed him off, as he decayed Toga's left ring finger, the decay thankfully stopped at the knuckle.

"Aww man, how am I gonna put on a wedding ring now?" She actually seemed upset.

Mr. Compress was flaunting card tricks to Twice, and Magne and Spinner were full on fist-fighting. Dabi was taking a nap next to the gate that Izuku entered through.

Deku started tapping Dabi on the shoulder, trying to wake him to no success.

"Psst hey Touya,"

The black-haired man instantly jolted awake with a yell, that no one seemed to notice. He looked up to see Izuku, with an unconcious girl in his left hand.

He grinned, "Izuku you didn't tell me you got a girlfriend."

In Izukus mind Dabi was like the older brother he never had.

"No, but I do need you to imprison her downstairs."

"I'll go do that, and as a bonus for kidnapping a U.A. student I'll even tell you when she wakes up."

"Thanks, now shoo," Izuku waved him away and walked towards the bar.

"Kurogiri, 'round up the men. Now we must go over the plan for tomorrow."

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