Fjord laid down, eating a peanut butter tortilla. Nothing exciting had happened the past month. He had been making a few theories, one on SkippyJohn Jones! What a lovely book series.
As he was eating his food, he spots something on his ceiling "The fuck is that!?" It seemed to have many legs, "no, it can't be...it can't be him" Fjord sits up to get a better view of the creature. He leans closer, squinting his eyes. "Oh, god!" He notices what it was...
"Nibus! Atlas!" Fjord calls out. The ugly ass centipede scurries across the roof with his 30 legged ass. He was heading to the bathroom, where Fjords pet spiders lived. "Hehe!" The ugly ass centipede crawls to the bathroom, he spots the two spiders, having a peaceful conversation about life. The ugly motherfucker hears Fjord, Atlas, and Nibus. "Aye! Aye you, spider! Yeah, that one on the left!" The ugly centipede points to the poor, poor spider in the left, who is confused by what was going on. One minute he was talking about life, yk, how the flies were doing, then next, he was being threatened, by him!
"Oh, it's you!" The spider on the right shouted, the centipede smirked, "it sure is! Now, you, come with me or else" He barked, the spider o the left slowly walked to the centipede, with tears flowing down his cheeks "Ahaha! Now I've got you! So long eight-legged freak!" The centipede ran towards the door, but was stooped, he slammed into the said thing "Nghhhh, what is it this time, I'm in a hurry cant you see!" He groaned, he looked up, oh great, them again
"Aye buster, get the hell out of my way!" The ugly ass centipede tried to crawl over Atlas's foot. Since Atlas is a baby and is scared of spiders (Personal experience guys) he started to shake his foot as violently as possible "STOP" He screamed as he was thrown into the air, he held on tight to the spider, making sure he wasn't going anywhere! Atlas screamed until he noticed the centipede was no longer attached to him "phew... hey, where'd you go?!" Atlas glances around, no ugly-ass 30 legged bitch to be seen!
"Ahahehehehahah!" The centipede scurries across the floor, luckily for him, Fjord and Nibus were looking for him in the bedrooms! "Ugh- let go of me, freak!" The spider struggled, "Never! I finally have ahold of you!" The laughs and runs out the window, the cold fresh air took him by surprise
"Fjord! Nibus!" Atlas shouts, the two both come running into the bathroom to see the spider crying
"Poor thing!" Fjord frowns
"Well, put him somewhere safe!" The other two glance at Atlas
"Ewwww, no, you pick it up!" Atlas makes a disgusted face
Fjord sighs and scoops up the spider "don't worry. We will get him back for you, and you'll be safe!" He walks into the kitchen while holding the spider, then drops him into a plastic container "There ya go!" The spider gives them a slight spider "thanks..." he curls up into a ball to hide, "we need to find the other one!" Nibus speaks, Atlas and Fjord nod, "Let's go tomorrow morning."
Wtf is this? What am I doing?
