1. Your mums so fat when she walks past the tv you miss two whole episode!
2. Your mums so ugly even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye!
3. Your mums so stupid when she got locked in a supermarket she staved to deaf!
4. Your mums so ugly one direction went in the over direction!
5. Your mums so ugly bob the builder said " I can't fix that!"
6. Your mums so stupid she brought tickets to 'Xbox live'
7. Your mums so old her first christmas was 'the first christmas'!
8. You mums stupid she put quarters in her ears and fort she was listening to '50 cent'!
9. Your mamas so old when she farts dust comes out!
10. Your mamas so stupid she made an appointment with 'dr pepper'!
11. Your mamas so hairy big foot took a photo of her!
12. Your mamas so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application!
13. Your mamas so ugly she made an onion cry!
14. Your mamas so fat when she died she broke the stair way to heaven!
15. Your mamas so short you can see her legs on her drivers licence!
"How do you even fricken drive this car?"
16. Your mamas so poor she eats breakfast with a fork, to save milk!
17. You mamas so old when I said to act her age, she died!
18. Your mamas so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet!
19. Your mamas so stupid she yelled into a envelope thinking she was sending a voice message
20. Your mamas so fat when she went to the sea side all the whales started singing 'we are family'!
