1. If I was drunk you would be damn good looking, but I'm not... so
2. YOUR MUM!!
3. oh this is coming from the one who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
4. I can have plastic surgery to fix my ugliness , you on the other hand are stupid of eternity.
5. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
6. Oh my good it spoke!!!!
7. Oh sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiot!
8. Oh I'm sorry. was I meant to be offended? the only thing offending me is your face.
9. I would call you a retard but that would be insulting to retards
10. Oh your such a beautiful, wonderful, intelligent person... oh I'm sorry I thought we were having a lying competition...
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, god mad me beautiful, what the hell happened to you?
12. I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse
13. Well today was a total waste of makeup.
14. If you are going to be two faced, at least make one look pretty!
15. Your face is really becoming... becoming more and more ugly ever time I see you!
16. INSULT: fail
COMEBACK: nobody wants to here your life story!
17. (Someone gives you an insult)
I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice cripies.
REPLY: . . .
18. Shut up you will never be the man your mother was!
19. You must of been born on a high way that is were most accidents happen.
20. Have you been shopping lately?they're selling lives at the mall, you should go get one or two.
