Part three - abc's

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Wilfred had just learnt his abc's but he was too scared to say them to the whole class but the teacher said " don't worry" so Wilfred started saying his abc's:
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
" very good Wilfred but where's your "p"?"
" running down my leg"

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