Part nine

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Me: Mum tell my teacher I can't go Thai
Mum: Why can't you go
Me: I am really tired and my legs are in pain
Mum: Ok
Me: Tell him I'm sick
Mum: no cause that's telling lies
Me: say your cleaning the car with a toothbrush bit by bit

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