Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy x Male Reader ( 2019 cartoon )

Finding Mr Right

Ivy and Y/n where Cleaning The Apartment when  Harley and The Crew Came in

Harley : " Who isn't Covered in Unwashable ink  . Uh . This Girl . We just  made That Bank our Bitch ! "

Harley threw the Bags of Money on the table.  Which Broke

Ivy : " Dude ! That was a Gucci Coffee Table "

Harley :  " Oh Sorry . But Hey . Now you can but a Bunch of them ! "

Ivy Crossed Her Arms : " You know You could just hand me some money.  You don't have to make it Rain "

Harley was throwing the Money at Ivy

Y/n Snickered

Ivy : " Ugh.  I'm going to make some Metals "

Y/n shook his head

Harley : " Oh Man.  This is out best Heist Yet . And We Hit the Perfect Tone , Everyone in the Bank was Super Scared of us , But Not So Much But where also Delighted when I just Cartwheeled out , I'm sure everyone on the news is talking about it  "

Clayface * Turns on the Tv * : " I hope we Didn't miss to much of the coverage "

The Tv Shows the news , which was Showing That Batman stopped Joker from robbing the credit union

Dr Pyscho : " Credit Union ? That's just a Poor Person's Bank , We robbed a Real one with a Vault with Money and Predatory landing Practices "

Harley : " The news probably Did us First , Try Channel 7 "

Yet again , The News Showed Batman Stoping Joker

Harley * Grabs The Tv remote from Clayface * : " Let me Look , She changes the channel's "

Clayface : " Where the most Compleing Story so there Probably So there probably saving us for last "

News Reporter : " And Now our last but most Compleing Story "

Clayface : " Enter Us ! "

Dr Pyscho : " Turn up the Volume ! "

Harley : " It's about Damn time "

The News Reporter shows a box of Ferrets being returned to a Family

Harley Throw's the Remote at the Tv , Which Break's it

Y/n : * Slaps His Head * , " Guess I'll go get another Tv , Again "

Ivy : " You Have Been here Two Weeks and You Have Destroyed Nine TV's "

Harley : " Sorry , Just Pissed . Why Aren't They Talking about us ? "

Clayface : " Should Be Our Face's on That Tv , We Should be Those Ferret's " 

Ivy :  " You guy's , like Realize your Commenting Serious Felonies Right ? . Like you Actually Don't want People to know who you are "

Harley : " Or "

Ivy * Sits Down with Harley * : " No , No Or , I just give you great advice "

Harley : " But , There is only one thing Stopping from being front Page new's . No one is trying to Stop us ! "

Clayface : " Of Course ! , Joker Has Batman , And Suddenly A Simple Crime Become's a Thrilling Narrative Between Two Titan's ! "

Harley : " Exactly ! , We need a Nememis !  Lex Luthor has Superman , Sinesetro has Green Lantern . Pyscho Has The Ability To Refrain from Using the C word "

Dr Pyscho : " My Nememis is Wonder Woman , That C***, Oh yes I see what Your saying "

Harley : " That's it Then , Great Advice Ive "