veinticinco - XXV

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"As president of the council at Football High it has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching the toilet paper from charmin to generic". The Colombian drama queen read his speech with confidence and clarity. It was no surprise that he was watching one of his favourite chick flicks, legally blonde at the time he prepared the speech.

"All those who oppose say gucci versace prada chanel"

The student body who made up of all teachers pets agreed with their designated president.

He continued his speech eloquently yet eagerness glimmered in his sweet brown eyes. "As you should all be aware, the generic kind is extremely abrasive on the skin, the gluteus maximums is a delicate fragile area which must be taken care of as clearly preached by Hyram my skin care guru"—

 "As you should all be aware, the generic kind is extremely abrasive on the skin, the gluteus maximums is a delicate fragile area which must be taken care of as clearly preached by Hyram my skin care guru"—

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"—I am utterly appalled by the lack of consideration to our booty's. How dare the quilted ultra plush is of Charmin's most luxurious toilet paper be replaced by a rough roll of sAndpaper!"

He wholeheartedly resumed.

"You do not need to use a large amount to get the perfect wipe, which again is great for our environment

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"You do not need to use a large amount to get the perfect wipe, which again is great for our environment. Oh and lets not once forget about the rich softness. The entire roll has a pillowy feel—"

"—Hmm something seems fishy, he must be a sales assistant for the company, I'd like to speak to the principal"

"—WHAT WAS THAT KAREN??" The Colombian switched from his passionate persona to his sassy within split second.

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