"mineta kun, i miss you so much", you sobbed quietly, your phone in your hand "i want to see you, why did my parents have to forbid me from seeing you..." suddenly, papa smurf kicks open your door and crushes your phone, he twists open his cap of siracha and devours it, "Y/N YOU SMELL LIKE MY PANTIES" and he jumps out your window.
moral of the story, keep technology away from smurfs.