Random BFB Oneshots

Nature Friends' Group Chat

Someone requested a Tree one-shot but I don't really have any ideas for one, so I just went with the closest I could get.

I hope you are satisfied...?

Tree's POV

I'm trying to get connected to my other nature friends right now, apparently, they want to host a meeting or something?

What kind of meeting...

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Oh, my phone.

Hmm...

Hey Tree! Remember what I said by meeting? Yeah! A group chat meeting!

Huh, yeah Flower, you're right, a meeting...

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You have been added to "Nature Friends" chat.

God damnit, an actual group chat? Sigh... this will do for now...

Stupid quarantine... now we have to talk to each other from very far away.

Why, why in the tree did this have to happen???

(CHAT STARTS HERE)

Tree: What the fuck is this group chat for?

Flower: Oh, nice! Tree is FINALLY here!

Leafy: Yeah!

Tree: Okay, seriously. What is this group chat for???

Woody: Uhh...

Tree: Let me see... who are all here?

Tree: Myself, Flower, Leafy, Woody??? And Grassy too???

Tree: Okay, why did these two people get cellphones??? Of all things???

Leafy: Hey! Don't be mean to them! Simply because they don't talk that much doesn't mean they aren't allowed to have cellphones!

Grassy: Yeah!

Tree: Grassy... where did you get your phone from?

Grassy: I got it from Blocky! He gave me my phone!

Tree: YOU DO REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD FIND FROM THE INTERNET RIGHT??? THOSE STUFF YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE YET!

Woody: Hey! Don't shout at him! He's still young!

Flower: Woody, you can type?

Woody: Yes. Just because I can't talk properly, doesn't mean I can't type!!!

Tree: Okay okay geez... you guys don't have to shout at me!

Tree: Jeez... you people... sometimes I have no idea what are you going to do next...

Leafy: Come on, that's what's fun about it!

Tree: Anyways, what has been going on in quarantine? Is it only our place where we got hit? REALLY???

Flower: Yeah, it only hit us in Nature City, the rest of the cities they've been contained or there are no more cases!

Tree: Okay, I hope all of the cases will be gone soon.

Tree: What has been going on outside our place anyways??? Can our own citizens even go outside??

Grassy: Well yeah, me and Woody managed to get out of the city because we have a permit!

Tree: How can you get a permit??? And wait a minute, where are you guys typing this rn???

Woody: I am typing this from Donut's house.