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🌶️Denki Kaminari x fem reader🌶️

As of today me and my boyfriend Denki Kaminari have been dating in secret for 3 months, I don't know how the rest of our class hasn't figured it out yet.

I was sitting in class listening to one of Mr.Aizawa's lectures, thank god it was Friday, I don't think I could handle Mr.Aizawa for another day without stabbing someone. I looked over to my boyfriend Denki Kaminari. He looked back at me before making a gun with his hand and pointing it at his head, I then pretended to pull the pin from a grenade and throw it at him. At that moment Mr.EraserDick turned to see me and Denki holding back laughter.

"Kaminari, L/N, I don't understand what was funny about my lecture, so I would like you two to stop making jokes." Mr.Aizawa said looking exhausted "sorry sensei" I said as I immediately stopped laughing. Within seconds he continued to lecture us, mostly Midoriya and Bakugo.

I felt something hit me in the side, I looked at the ground to see a crumpled paper. I grabbed the paper and unfolded it, it was a shitty drawing of all might in a magic girl outfit with a note at the bottom

"Roses are red
Violets ain't blue
Present Mic is probably gay
that's it I'm not any good at poetry"
~Your Pikachu

I giggled a little bit, looking back at Denki he winked at me, I felt my face start to heat up. I looked back to Mr.Aizawa who was giving me a death glare before continuing his lecture.

-TIME SKIP-

Mr.Aizawa finally finished his lecturing, "you guys can just talk till the end of class" he said before returning to his inchworm like state in his sleeping bag and taking a nap.

Denki immediately dragged me to talk to the bakusquad. They all talked for a while before someone grabbed my arm, I turned to see our
class-rep Tenya Iida, who lead me to the dekusquad.
"L/N you know as UA students we show be well behaved and respectful, as your class representative I need to make sure you understand that we don't tolerate talking or joking during class at this school" Iida said while doing his awkward hand motions, "calm the fuck down sonic" I said before sitting on Bakugo's desk because it was the closest empty desk to Deku's, "Y/N you shouldn't sit on the desks used by our-" half way through his lecture Iida was rudely interrupted by a certain hotheaded ash blond.

"HEY GET OFF MY FUCKING DESK YOU DAMN EXTRA" Bakugo yelled from the other side of the room, "I ain't no fucking extra Bakubitch" I said while I flipped him off before talking to Deku, ignoring Iida's lecture about the "harsh lanugage", Then I felt someone push me, knowing it was Bakugo, I braced for impact knowing I would hit the floor hard. I never hit the floor though, I looked and saw I was floating, I thanked Uraraka before she put me down softly. I then heard yelling, "WHAT THE HELL BAKUGO" it was most definitely Denki, everyone was looking at them now. "SHE WAS ON MY DESK DUNCE FACE"

I ran over to Denki and pulled him away from the blonde who looks like he's going to blow something up. "Calm down Kami" I said grabbing his hand and squeezing it tightly as Kirishima tried to calm down the angry hedgehog, "He tried to hurt you, I can't just let that happen-" he said before hugging me tightly
"-I'd be a shitty boyfriend if I didn't do anything" after hearing him say that I saw Mina standing next to us grinning. I knew what she was thinking immediately after I saw her face, "You guys are dating" she said in a soft yell, the rest of the class now looking at us.
"Yeah" Denki said as the bell rang.

"THANK GOD" I yelled before grabbing my bag and sprinting out of the class with Denki trying to get to his dorm room without anyone questioning us, Iida quickly caught up to us, scolding me and Denki for running in the halls as we walked to the dorms, once inside we immediately go in to his room. As we walked into Denki's dorm (which is honestly decorated terribly). I threw my bag on the floor before throwing myself onto the bed, Denki put his bag next to his desk and laid down next to me pulling me close so that my back was to his chest.