Namjoon: sleeping with Sandy Cheeks on the down low
Seokjin: Mr. Krab's sugar baby
Yoongi: married to Old Man Jankens
Hoseok: dating Pearl
Jimin: hooking up with Mrs. Puff
Taehyung: Cheating on squidward with Patrick
Jungkook: dating Spongebob
yeah idk either roll with it ❤️
